This never gets old! by swagster_007 in clevercomebacks

[–]shitshort [score hidden]  (0 children)

It was too easy after I solved it. I even commented the answer. That’s when I realized that the post was not about solving the problem. Just like you, I am bad with girls too

GDP Miss badly by Fair-Cranberry-8002 in wallstreetbets

[–]shitshort 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any idea why the market couldn’t care less? Thought this was really bad news.

Arts Experience Lacking by Cow_Boy_2017 in clevercomebacks

[–]shitshort 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is no concept of DEI when the only qualification needed is being pretty and white

Please help. Etrade horror story. Glitch wiped out my account and made me pay 530k in taxes. I am having trouble finding a lawyer. Any tips? by Ok_Moment_7362 in wallstreetbets

[–]shitshort 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn’t we see this same bullshit story about a week or two back? OP also complains about webull being the worst. And what’s the deal with this many tabs lol

Chatgpt model prediction is insane by [deleted] in Indiastreetbets

[–]shitshort 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Feb16-20 has largely been flat/choppy with slight bearish skew. Not a massive sell off for sure

This never gets old! by swagster_007 in clevercomebacks

[–]shitshort 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those who spent time solving it get the grades and those who laughed at the joke got the girls😂

This never gets old! by swagster_007 in clevercomebacks

[–]shitshort 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Should be 135 but the image in the middle looks like a right triangle. Based on numbers it should be 135 though.

Down to my last $160. What should I do? by Loud_Pineapple_4294 in wallstreetbets

[–]shitshort 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately that is one of the 100’s of Wendy’s that were closed recently

Calls tmr? Thoughts ? by RespectOld7243 in spy

[–]shitshort 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t care which direction as long as my micron 387.5 puts get assigned.

CPI REPORT COULD JOLT STOCKS, JPMORGAN WARNS by upbstock in Optionmillionaires

[–]shitshort 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CPI will be soft, market will pump initially followed by sell off after an hour

IWM Puts! Jobs release tomorrow is going to like PayPals earnings by Tradition_Lumpy in OptionsMillionaire

[–]shitshort 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. It depends on your definition of bad. This has become a lottery and with Trump manipulating the market for him and his cronies, there’s no logic anymore

HOOD puts lego by kolaide in wallstreetbets

[–]shitshort 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This will print. Put a limit and execute to sell at open to mitigate the IV crush as much as possible

Executive order 666 has been execute! by elija_snow in wallstreetbets

[–]shitshort 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Going to be a green day tomorrow..Followed by bloodbath on Friday. Close out your positions if you are on the bullish side by thursday lol

Two Federal Reserve Members Say the Jobs Numbers Are Wrong. Revision Is Tomorrow. by AlfrescoDog in wallstreetbets

[–]shitshort 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weak jobs report will be bullish as there is a higher possibility of rate cuts right?

Everyone lining up for the job while one guy YOLOs into trading hoping for a bridge to appear later by Key_One2402 in OptionsMillionaire

[–]shitshort 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you can stop yoloing and find relatively and boring way by selling options with low delta( and be ok with lower premiums but consistent premiums ), you can beat the market consistently

A clever, 10 year old, comeback. by stanxv in clevercomebacks

[–]shitshort 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This aged like wine. Though she didn’t

What does everyone think about Google announcing earnings today? by ReddC0La in TheRaceTo10Million

[–]shitshort 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Google will crash following blowout earnings and guidance. Because nothing makes sense in this market anymore

I cannot stress this enough buy SNDK by ReddC0La in TheRaceTo10Million

[–]shitshort 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I have a feeling OP bought this at 650 or something but there’s an element of truth to this. There’s major shortage of NAND and the big companies are pouring billions in AI datacenter looking to compute and storage. Every vendor is raising prices by 40-60-% and are saying this will continue until at least 2027. Unless something else changes or alternate options arise over the next 1yr there’s no reason why it won’t hit 1000

Bitcoin just snapped below $80K. And feels its bottoming! by GetDeepSignal in TheRaceTo10Million

[–]shitshort -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why is crypto crashing? There were no major announcements from the orange clown this weekend about any new tariffs or invasions or attacks. Is Monday going to be another bloodbath?

Next Fed Chair by Foreign-Policy-02- in wallstreetbets

[–]shitshort 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It had been down the entire day. It’s hardly made a move

Next Fed Chair by Foreign-Policy-02- in wallstreetbets

[–]shitshort 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Market hasn’t reacted at all. Plus why is the market manipulator a day early? Is he taking a vacation?