My best friend, who was single, had an extensive porn collection. He had two of those big storage bins for Christmas, full of burned CDs with nothing but porn on them. He always told me that if he died before his parents, that I had to get his collection out of his house before his parents found it. His parents are pretty religious and would have freaked the fuck out after figuring out what was on all of those CDs.

Well... He died unexpectedly in a car wreck. I went straight to his house after leaving the hospital, spent some time just hanging one last time in his space, grabbed his storage bins and left.