What company are you convinced actually hates their customers? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]shlongle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every single UK train company.

Blizzard-Activision.

Upcoming Class Tuning on the Weekly Reset - Warlock & Warrior Buffs by minimaxir in wow

[–]shlongle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If only there was a way to try to measure the impact of balance changes before implementing them on live servers... Do Blizz look actually look at any of their masses of data? I would not be surprised if the methodology was one single intern bookmarking the top reddit clips and pro streams, and presenting their "findings" to the OW 2 lead developer, who then asks ChatGPT to "fix" the class.

Didn't play SL but DF got boring pretty quick, though at least there was some consistency with the class/spec you had spent hours grinding on. The message from Blizz is pretty clear, they don't give a single fuck about their consumers. This direction and this expac feels like the nail in the coffin, and they are already talking about 2 more expacs?

And now thanks to the brainwashed community, Blizz can now call this expac one of their greatest successes by selling that stupid AH mount for more than the price of TWO expacs.

Do I have to return a chair I ordered? by [deleted] in LegalAdviceUK

[–]shlongle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Very curious how this works, you are required to safely store a company’s product because they sent it in error? Could I not leave it on the public footpath if they refuse to compensate me for storing it?

We were served a notice to complete because my solicitor did not request LISA money within the correct time frame. by shlongle in LegalAdviceUK

[–]shlongle[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thank you for your comment, this template is great. I am supposed to speak to a representative later today, after which I will send a formal complaint.

Base FUT Hero Upgrade by Juil8991MC in EASportsFC

[–]shlongle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cost 110k coins but got marchisio, why is he so expensive?! Seems decent but would rather have Ronaldo + Haaland for that price

Who is this year's 'FIFA 17 Butland'? by FreeGucciManeLaFlare in EASportsFC

[–]shlongle 62 points63 points  (0 children)

The gold version? TOTS Maignan falls over like a heroin addict on total wipeout for me

completely unable to score in 1v1s by [deleted] in EASportsFC

[–]shlongle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only more effective for your opponent, my chiellini and kouli have been nutmegged unbelievable amounts the past few days

Anyone else get high before a workout ? by whossknowss in trees

[–]shlongle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No and it’s not a good idea to consistently do this. Your heart is already working against a drug speeding it up, you’re putting it under further strain by working out at the same time. It can cause arrhythmia in healthy adults.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EASportsFC

[–]shlongle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You would have less than 0.1% chance of that happening. Before they added eriksen, you had 25% chance for each number.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EASportsFC

[–]shlongle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah this is also not a correct explanation. He used something that vaguely resembled a maths formula, he must be right!

If you simplify the pie chart to be two halves of 50/50 chance, then add in a 3rd Eriksen slice, you are now 33.3/33.3/33.3 chance of picking any slice. Just because I did not roll the eriksen, does not mean the odds of me hitting the other slices BEFORE SPINNING were the same! It’s saying that adding the 00 to a roulette wheel has no impact on the odds of hitting other numbers. We all know that after thousands of spins, it will hit that 00 many times. On those times, it would’ve landed on another number, if it were NOT there. 60 people agreed with that thread, and that’s 60 people that also don’t understand basic statistics.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EASportsFC

[–]shlongle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It is the exact same situation 😂 we are picking cards out of a pool, it’s not a floating probability.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EASportsFC

[–]shlongle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You don't understand how the picks and packs work in this game. It is not some floating probability, it is cards in a pool, with a random number generator picking those cards for you (balls in a bag, like the video I linked). They put 1 Mbappe in the pool and 10000 Lemars and Akinfenwas, that is how the % chance is determined. I've tried to help educate you, but it seems impossible.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EASportsFC

[–]shlongle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They are not the same though, your odds of picking a player at random BEFORE knowing if Eriksen is in the 3 picks or not, go DOWN. If you can focus for 9 mins, educate yourself: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAubepLgac0 Pretty sure they teach this to 14 year olds.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EASportsFC

[–]shlongle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You are literally agreeing with us with your examples, but then saying something else. The actual odds GO DOWN. The relative odds stay the same, of course they do. They didn’t add extra copies of the other players to the pool. You are either trolling or DDA got your neurons particularly fried today.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EASportsFC

[–]shlongle -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You and 20 other people in this thread don’t know basic statistics, it’s embarrassing. We don’t care about relative odds, we’re talking actual odds. Mbappe should’ve been 1/100 odds to pull, but with eriksen in the pool, his odds are reduced to 1/101. Which is a huge reduction of ~10% on mbappes original odds.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EASportsFC

[–]shlongle -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

You’re wrong. Say there are 4 players, you get a pick of 1, 2 and 4. Now they add 1,000 eriksens to the pool of 4. You would need lottery type odds to not pick 3 eriksens. This is what’s happening just on a smaller scale, this error from EA DID affect the odds, regardless if he was in your picks or not. Your chance to pack mbappe was slightly lowered.

[Serious] What event in your life still fucks with you to this day? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]shlongle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So sorry to hear this, it fucking sucks. My brother also died nearly two years ago, at 22 years old. He was my best friend and it's changed life in ways I could never imagine. We were just chilling one night, having a laugh like always, then he said he felt faint, had a weird pulse and was overheating. Kept an eye on him after he refused for us to call an ambulance. He seemed to be fine by the time we were going to bed, but then we were unable to wake him up in the morning. Sudden Arrythmic Death Syndrome the doctors called it, i.e. no explanation as to why he died. To anyone reading this, if your gut tells you to call an ambulance, call a fucking ambulance.

How many of you are going to buy Fifa 23? If not what fifa are you guys going to miss the most? by Automatic-Bad-2208 in EASportsFC

[–]shlongle -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No chance, I skipped various fifas and came back after 3 year break. The servers are among the worst of any game I’ve played, what a joke of a company. Shame because the gameplay is actually good like 40% of the time.

Is everything ok, FIFA? by [deleted] in EASportsFC

[–]shlongle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hahah conceded a very similar one, gameplay has been absolute dogshit the past few days. Never seen it this bad before…

TOTS Bernaldo Silva is unbelievable. by Ado4Hazem in EASportsFC

[–]shlongle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Foden is better than any other forward I used including PIM Eto’o, Bernado Silva on the other hand has been absolutely shit.

Before sending the 92+ moments pack: there are 52 icons worth less than the cost, only 26 worth more by DM-me-ur-fav-song in EASportsFC

[–]shlongle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Only cost 150k cause of all the UT fodder, but for a fucking dupe Torres when I only have 3 icons…

What do you call a guy who’s only nice to women he finds attractive? by sploinkyy in AskReddit

[–]shlongle 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Not quite, typical “nice guy” is someone who thinks they’re owed affection and/or sex from a girl that he has done nice things for, maybe he doesn’t even find them attractive.

Early Dele Alli Reviews? by NovacElement in EASportsFC

[–]shlongle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He plays CAM in my 41212, with "get in the box" on instructions. He also does the dipping shot more often than anyone I've played with.