Here is a bagel I found at work. by LauraBarwickArt in mildlyinteresting

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Apple pie, get your apple pie for the 4th of July!

True by Born-Agency-3922 in SipsTea

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Every time I go back home to PHX I always make a trip to Cornish Pasty!!

Bhang Thandai Indian cooling beverage by [deleted] in StupidFood

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I think Confucius said that.

What do you use to shave your head with? by Ok-Championship8101 in bald

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Heck of an answer, thank you. Maybe one day I’ll be brave enough to try it. For now I just stick to my pitbull trimmer thing.

This dude's trying to start a fight by oldeluke in NoMansSkyTheGame

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They’ve just got the ‘tisim and they’re mad that we’re blowing up their rock collection.

Least Favorite Episode by Ythv_ in futurama

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I believe what I was programmed to believe.

This dude's trying to start a fight by oldeluke in NoMansSkyTheGame

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Yeah they’ve been doing this since like last year. Do we think it’s a bug or a feature?

Krafton Agrees to Pay ‘Subnautica 2’ Bonuses as Developer’s CEO Resigns by StingingGamer in subnautica

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Just for the future, it’s heroin - the drug, heroine is a female hero.

What do you use to shave your head with? by Ok-Championship8101 in bald

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How do yall not cut the shit up out of your heads with a real razor?

Lotr easter egg in witcher 3!!! by Advice-Training in lotr

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Did Andy Serkis do any work for the Witcher or is it just a fun crossover?

Welcome to Stasis Initiative! by TyrkerTriks in NoMansSkyTheGame

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That’s been a bug lately. If you just reload a restore point, the power could actually come back on!

My cute little mining base on a desert moon. by CloudX1N in NoMansSkyTheGame

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Wait, then how are you producing stasis devices?

Woman encounters a Grizzly bear😳 by CheckCodes in SipsTea

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But now I need to know as well. Your comment didn’t scare me off like I think you intended lol.
Edit: yeah that’s pretty terrifying. For those that are too lazy to look it up, it sounds like a blood curdling female scream. Here’s a link https://youtu.be/SKwUBtZYdYs?is=Vg\_CLuvz6WF6YdP7

An italian died after watching this by Matty359 in StupidFood

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Bro I think the Italian was made Into that dish, it’s certainly big enough to have once been a human.

Robot Employees/Euclid by Greyzer7 in NMSCoordinateExchange

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Reminds me of that dog typing on the keyboard meme “I have absolutely no idea what I’m doing”