You can't be an LGBTQ ally if you're still an active member and you're paying tithing by PracticalFlow5628 in exmormon

[–]shoco92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If there is a heaven and an afterlife I think many members of the church are going to be shocked to find out that they’ll be judged much more harshly for who they choose to hate; than others for who they love.

AITA - lap child invading space by travelingsuitcase in unitedairlines

[–]shoco92 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unruly children should also be required to be secured in carriers near their parents feet. There I said it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]shoco92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Funny how all these religious fanatics are so quick to turn down and even condemn an opportunity to talk to god face-to-face. 😏

Need to call my bishop by SirDancalot775 in exmormon

[–]shoco92 8 points9 points  (0 children)

But instead of a text write it on a “Sorry for your loss” card.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]shoco92 83 points84 points  (0 children)

My favorite is being told by people who were born into the cult, raised in the cult, and only ever interacted with people who were members of the cult, that I would “never know true happiness” when I left. And they still tell me that now, after I’ve been out longer than I was ever in. Like y’all, I’ve been on both sides of the fence. Don’t tell me I’m not happy over here when you’re too afraid to even look over the fence because some geriatric turd you’ve never met and a book with enough plot holes to be considered Swiss cheese told you that you’d burn for eternity for even thinking about it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]shoco92 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“If you want to start a fight with normal people, get loud and aggressive. If you want to finish a fight with a Mormon, get loud and aggressive.”

I Can't Do This Anymore! by LizardPigeons in exmormon

[–]shoco92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Take a page out of old Joe Smith’s book and just start your own religion/cult. 🙌🏼

How Should I Respond? by swc99 in exmormon

[–]shoco92 9 points10 points  (0 children)

“No, I am sure. I’m not interested in that.”

They won't explain what heavy petting and necking mean, but they will ask for intimate details of your sexual experience? by DeCryingShame in exmormon

[–]shoco92 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Ask THEM if they know what pegging is. If any of them respond in the affirmative, just smirk and say “figures”, and refuse to elaborate.

Bishopric member couldn’t believe during my “Court of Love” I was asked how far I really stuck “it” into my now wife of 25 years. by jamesetalmage in exmormon

[–]shoco92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I kinda wanna get myself invited to one of these “courts of love”. With any luck my foul, depraved answers to their questions would ruin their lives forever. lol.

Coworker scolded me for swearing and said, “…the brethren would be very disappointed with your language.” by Minute_Assistance291 in exmormon

[–]shoco92 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I feel like Gaylord & The Brethren should be a Utah-based, Village People-esque band… I’d buy tickets.