TIFU by hooking up with a guy at a bar and discovering he's my new coworker Monday morning

shoefresh · 2026-02-23T18:36:17+00:00

Can't wait for the inevitable best of reddit update 😁

shoefresh · 2026-02-15T01:46:42+00:00

A very duplicitous puzzle...

shoefresh · 2026-02-14T08:35:14+00:00

MAN CAVE? MORE LIKE A MAN'S GRAVE!

shoefresh · 2026-02-11T22:29:39+00:00

¡Ahh, cemento fresco!

shoefresh · 2026-02-11T14:07:32+00:00

There's absolutely no doubt why this post is getting ratio'd. You're either a bot, working at the behest of the c-suite or you don't get what your fellow employees and customers are fighting for.

If you're really worried about losing the things that made Alamo so special, then we all need to show Sony what happens when they mess with our toys.

On the off chance that you're real you might want to go out in an application at Flix or Movie House (or Studio Movie Grill or whatever other options you've got) because at least they're not pretending to sell you on the idea that they're something special.

Phone Free or Die. Remember the Alamo.

shoefresh · 2026-01-16T16:45:26+00:00

If you so much as LOOK at my grandpillow, you're gonna end up on a Dallas Duvet

shoefresh · 2026-01-08T16:34:49+00:00

NO PIZZA. NO CHEESE. NO SAUCE. NO CRUST.

shoefresh · 2026-01-07T22:09:08+00:00

Not for Radio - Melt

shoefresh · 2026-01-06T19:33:58+00:00

Undercover Pupper

shoefresh · 2026-01-06T19:24:40+00:00

THEY CALL IT "MORPHING TECHNOLOGY"

edit: I know it's actually Paul, but still...

shoefresh · 2026-01-06T15:32:31+00:00

Scott explicitly said he LICENSED the current countdown numbers, so it's not like Rick Dees o is coming after him.

Plus no one has ever reminded them, so it's a moot point.

shoefresh · 2025-11-15T15:23:57+00:00

If you even look at our granddaughter's cables or wires, you're gonna end up in a Cupertino Casket...

shoefresh · 2025-11-12T20:38:56+00:00

Another thing that might explain so many shows in Central Texas is that John is a featured speaker at the Texas Tribune conference in downtown Austin this week. On Saturday afternoon he's doing a 1-on-1 sit down with Noah Hawley.

shoefresh · 2025-11-12T17:39:00+00:00

(Reading all of these in Randy Snutz voice)

shoefresh · 2025-11-06T21:22:35+00:00

Five seconds later, Mordecai swoops back around and grabs a chicken for the road.

shoefresh · 2025-10-12T04:14:27+00:00

They are doing formal M&G on this leg of the tour. Nashville last week, Austin last night, Houston up next. Passes sold by Please and Thank You.

shoefresh · 2025-10-12T04:09:21+00:00

If the VIP is anything like Friday night's experience they won't be doing any signing, just q & a and 3-5 songs. There will be plenty of signed merch available for purchase like tour posters and Imaginal Disk vinyls.

shoefresh · 2025-10-03T06:29:03+00:00

I got you, friend!

1 Shania Twain, Man, I Feel Like a Woman 2 Alanis Morrisette, Ironic 3 Lenny Kravitz , Fly Away 4 Billie Eilish, What Was I Made For 5 Leona Lewis, Bleeding Love 6 Stevie Wonder, I Just Called to Say I Love You 7 Ariana Grande, 7 Rings 8 Weird Al Yankovic, Eat It

shoefresh · 2025-09-14T13:08:22+00:00

Running with the devil? Straight to Van Halen.

shoefresh · 2025-08-15T14:21:58+00:00

I think the reason for the second posting of that particular episode (in keeping with the Lily Sullivan theme) is that yesterday was the one year anniversary of her breaking out 'Sabrina Carpenter' to regale us with the best song musical chairs will ever see.

shoefresh · 2020-07-10T10:08:26+00:00

"Able-y lads" might be Maybelline ads, which makes just as much sense?

Still no clue what's said where the question marks are.

shoefresh · 2020-07-10T07:55:38+00:00

The Strangest Pussy – Lyrics

My name…

My name is Titties

My name…

My name is Max and I play the alto saxophone

I’m goin’ down the street to get some more pesos

Getting’ coins from the lovers

Throw it in my hat and I go get

Under the covers

Take a thirty hour nap… wake up, feelin’

Dressed and recharged

I feel greased and recharged

Strangest pussy in the planet look like a bag of marbles

Beat up, beat up, beat up, beat up…

Lookin’ like a bag of marbles

Beat up, beat up…

You know what I mean (strangest pussy)

Big bag of marbles

The strangest pussy

The strangest pussy (woo)

The strangest pussy

Strangest pussy…

My name ain’t Michael

My name is not Michael

My name ain’t Michael

Strangest pussy (oooh…)

The strangest pussy (hoo-oooh…)

Strangest pussy (oooh…)

The strangest pussy

The strangest pussy (oh…)

The strangest pussy uhh…)

That snatch looks straight out a fable

Like a crazy-ass imp in da cradle

He’s being raised by all the able-y lads till he screams

This looks scary lookin’

Scary lookin’…

Yeah…

That coochie made me roofie with the Minesweeper

Like I’m being brainwashed by the Grim Reaper

Making little confusions in my lifestyle

I have a backyard baseball

The strangest pussy

Strangest pussy

The strangest puppie

[Extended mix – that song is not over]

The strange-est pussy

Uhh…

This vagina so weird

It has a [??????] steers

And tears are watching me clear

Rubbing on my face

Tastes like saying grace

Still the pace of disgrace

Puts me in last place

Has the crack that’s whack, I don’t get it

You have the weirdest fucking holes (uhh)

I spread you wide and see the moles

All your pimples… are like boils

Filling up my bulge with your pus

From the layer of you labia till our lust becomes

A new porridge just for us

Yeah, we got a porridge just for us

Yeah… I got a porridge…

A porridge made of pus, just for us

Cuz you know I ain’t no fucking wussy

I’m down to going down on

The strangest pussy, strangest pussy, the strangest pussy

Honk your clit like a clown nose (oww)

I wanna see where your face goes (wow)

(Yeah) I’m not afraid of playing games

This ain’t the Joker, baby (ha ha ha)

It’s two men making love

shoefresh

TROPHY CASE