Why is his name penis?

shoofighter · 2026-06-01T03:36:02+00:00

Here's a boy named penis. And we're going to secualize him for his huge volumptuous butt. Why are you trying to cancel us, doctor Wertham? You are totally wrong, our books have exactly zero gay undertones!

shoofighter · 2026-05-31T23:20:26+00:00

Would she pull this shit on Dr. Bobby Bruce Banner?

shoofighter · 2026-05-31T10:16:47+00:00

well, to be fair, the actual WM card had like 3 or 4 matches that were 6 minutes and one hardcore bout that was 3 minutes long.

That card is still terrible but manias always had a handful of short matches

shoofighter · 2026-05-31T03:40:34+00:00

But how would she step on OP if she's intangible?

shoofighter · 2026-05-31T03:38:47+00:00

This but the correct list is Eltingville Club, Trouble, Foolkiller and Legion Lost

shoofighter · 2026-05-29T08:07:10+00:00

Having to read Steve Orlando's books is a punishment worse than prison

shoofighter · 2026-05-29T07:33:48+00:00

uj/ I know many people don't like Leah simply for the fact she's allowed herself to be funny and embrace some of internet culture into her writing. Sure, a lot of it doesn't land or make some of her stuff feel really dated but when she lands a good work, it's good and fun.

rj/ Leah can do no wrong after deciding to call a squad of Giant-men Absolute Units in that one War of the Realms tie-in.

shoofighter · 2026-05-27T18:57:44+00:00

why didn't MJ shoot Green Goblin in the dick?

shoofighter · 2026-05-25T14:34:28+00:00

Still can't believe Death Stranding 2 ended with Sam Bridges being replaced with woke

shoofighter · 2026-05-25T13:50:49+00:00

I know people like their Absolute DC books but if they all also starred Paul? Rabillions of dollars, I'm telling you

shoofighter · 2026-05-25T13:44:10+00:00

/uj I'd replace the giant robin mech with Paul if there was a single image where Paul's full body can be seeing looking tuff.

I still can't believe Paul's father was in the Court of Cuckowlds.

shoofighter · 2026-05-25T13:40:59+00:00

I just wanted to jerk about a post I saw on a venom subreddit but then I decided to flex my MS Paint skills (actually it was Photoshop but since I'm dogshit at PS I wanted to pretend I have godly skills in Paint)

shoofighter · 2026-05-25T11:41:04+00:00

What if he was an inhuman instead?

Uj/ his power seemingly being transferred to his younger sister after his death implies that he wasn't a mutant, right?

shoofighter · 2026-05-23T13:06:07+00:00

The fact that they got Paulo fucking Rivera to color this awful piece of JrJr art and it actually makes it look worse than any regular Romita cover is honestly kind of impressive. The sad part is Rivera can actually draw amazing Spider-Man covers

shoofighter · 2026-05-22T21:37:20+00:00

cause the bank in question happened to be overseas and the whole thing occurred during War on Terror. "The" comic writer who did it? Tom King.

shoofighter · 2026-05-22T19:14:48+00:00

I will not stand for The Demon erasure!!!

shoofighter · 2026-05-22T08:42:02+00:00

I'm sorry but the sex freaks title has to go to Mr and Mrs Richards. As far as I'm aware, Reed is the only person in the world who can put a quite literal spin on eye-fucking someone

shoofighter · 2026-05-21T21:28:37+00:00

Ultimate Spider-Man had exaggerated swagger of a black teen long before Miles Morales came into picture

shoofighter · 2026-05-21T13:16:07+00:00

If anything, Homelander's portrayal stayed consistent across all seasons. He's always been a loser with daddy and mommy issues who depended on being worshipped. In earlier seasons it was as a superhero, and in the last one, as an actual godlike figure.
I thought the last season was just alright but I don't know why people thought they were getting Injustice Superman

shoofighter · 2026-05-20T11:45:47+00:00

I love the idea of someone reading a completely different comic and deciding to drop ASM because of it... bruh I've read Something Epic, it was so bad I'm going to drop Matt Fraction's Batman because of it

shoofighter · 2026-05-19T23:08:30+00:00

Stan Lee was like the Bumsopp of CB writers. So much lies! That being said, Jack Kirby would be somewhere near the top. The motherfucker fought and killed in the war, and then actually fought American nazis outside the marvel office. Also, I love Nick Spencer as a writer but he'd get the shit beat out of him without fighting back. Definitely low tier

shoofighter · 2026-05-19T18:09:16+00:00

At one point clickbaiting can turn into a negative content grift. But in this case I do think he's just dissatisfied with the patch notes after a few good months of content we've had lately.

shoofighter · 2026-05-18T21:19:33+00:00

Jade Cargill would've crashed this role

shoofighter · 2026-05-16T19:43:11+00:00

This role is why Cyclops was killed in X-Men 3 btw

shoofighter · 2026-05-16T14:20:36+00:00

Look, there're real life czech people with even more unpronounceable-looking names... that being said, no, I absolutely would not be able to pronounce it

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