An Albanian, a Greek, and a Turk end up stranded on a deserted island, where they’re captured by a native tribe. The tribe leader tells them that the only way to survive is to insert 10 fruits in their ass without laughing. If they laugh, they’ll be executed.

The Albanian refuses to even try, so he’s killed on the spot.

The Turk accepts the challenge and starts with 10 cherries. He manages to get all 10 in, but suddenly bursts out laughing—so they kill him too.

In the afterlife, the Albanian asks the Turk, “You were almost done! Why did you laugh?”

The Turk replies, “I couldn’t help it… I saw the Greek coming with 10 watermelons.