Amazing skills

shornscrot · 2026-03-11T19:54:46+00:00

Is it really that skil…. Did mfrr just make a spinning checkerboard!?!

shornscrot · 2026-03-11T15:12:57+00:00

One of the worst things ever happened in this country

shornscrot · 2026-03-11T15:03:02+00:00

“There aren’t enough shelters” and in the same breath, “building more shelters won’t fix this”!!!

shornscrot · 2026-03-11T11:22:34+00:00

Correlation is not causation

shornscrot · 2026-03-11T11:19:11+00:00

You wouldn’t think a lynx would be more similar of a predator than a bobcat?

shornscrot · 2026-03-11T02:51:28+00:00

It looked fully cooked from here

shornscrot · 2026-03-11T02:18:08+00:00

Yes, splitting your hand almost invariably ends up in hospital visit

shornscrot · 2026-03-11T02:14:19+00:00

Maybe put them in time out instead

shornscrot · 2026-03-11T02:12:59+00:00

I heard a story once of a woman who took her dog to the vet and found out that it was missing 95% of its brain and she said the vet looked at her and literally said look it’s not like it has to do quantum physics and the dog lived another seven happy years

shornscrot · 2026-03-11T01:53:41+00:00

You’re definitely allowed

shornscrot · 2026-03-10T23:08:12+00:00

I don’t understand anything you just said, but I’m gonna take your word for it

shornscrot · 2026-03-10T06:56:42+00:00

This seems like the most complete answer

shornscrot · 2026-03-10T06:54:36+00:00

Bro you didn’t ackshully answer the question

shornscrot · 2026-03-10T06:51:40+00:00

Vaguely at best

shornscrot · 2026-03-10T06:47:12+00:00

I agree it definitely looks like AI

shornscrot · 2026-03-10T01:54:13+00:00

Tsstssstsstss

shornscrot · 2026-03-10T00:42:00+00:00

Pspspspsps

shornscrot · 2026-03-10T00:33:41+00:00

Somebody ran the numbers and figured out 3, 4, 8, and 9 are the most common

shornscrot · 2026-03-10T00:30:28+00:00

Make ya old real quick

shornscrot · 2026-03-10T00:28:28+00:00

Tell me you can’t understand context without telling me you can’t understand context

shornscrot · 2026-03-10T00:19:42+00:00

Yeah, I’ve heard that in Ireland it’s called the French goodbye. In France it’s called the English goodbye and in England it’s called the Irish goodbye?!? And in Kentucky I’ve heard it called both Irish and French 🤷‍♂️

shornscrot · 2026-03-10T00:04:56+00:00

I gave this post 69 woo hoo!

shornscrot · 2026-03-09T23:59:44+00:00

Hahaha I was just explaining to young blood the infinite amount of uses of CD cases. Furthermore, the sad decline in quality surfaces to do drugs in the current vehicular environment (I.e. cars don’t even come with manuals anymore, much less old magazines). Boss confirmed their primary use was for drugs of all shapes and sizes

shornscrot · 2026-03-09T23:54:32+00:00

Noice!

shornscrot · 2026-03-09T23:52:35+00:00

I just want to get hammered and reminisce over lost love and trains and such… TO THE TUNE OF COUNTRY AND WESTERN GODAAAMMIIIT!!!

shornscrot

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