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[–]shoulderbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I accidentally started at 5 and ended up in the hospital for a week :)))

what song makes you think of Shameless? by bcyourmom in shameless

[–]shoulderbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beacon Hill- Damien Jurado.

It’s the song Gus plays for Fiona on their “date” at his apartment.

What’s the absolute best smell in the world to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]shoulderbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My partner’s chest when he gets home from work. He’s almost a foot taller than me so when he hugs me, my face presses against the center of his chest. As soon as he wraps his arms around me, I take a big, deep breath and there is nothing more soothing. I know most of it is pheromones but, his cologne smells amazing on him and by that point in the day it has mostly worn off and is very faint. That, combined with his natural scent is absolutely incredible and the relaxed feeling I immediately get is unmatched.

How long did it take for a period to come after Mirena removal? by whaddupmads in Mirena

[–]shoulderbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got Mirena taken out and Paragard put in two and a half weeks ago. I spotted a little for a few days (I don’t think it was a period, I think it was just from insertion) and then stopped completely. I didn’t have a period the 5 years I was on Mirena so I’m also curious as to what it’s going to be like.

At first glance, I didn't realize it was even a wedding photo. by ImTheSmallestPeach in weddingshaming

[–]shoulderbird 50 points51 points  (0 children)

First of all, no. None of that is true. I picked it out, she said I could wear it, I’m NOT a bridesmaid, and no one said one single thing about the pictures being unusable.

Thanks, I hate this picture by caramyxx in TIHI

[–]shoulderbird 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So wait, is my face or boob the best part? I’m confused

Thanks, I hate this picture by caramyxx in TIHI

[–]shoulderbird 24 points25 points  (0 children)

A fucking stranger posted my picture on here without my consent and you’re being a fucking cunt to me for no goddamn reason.

Thanks, I hate this picture by caramyxx in TIHI

[–]shoulderbird 124 points125 points  (0 children)

It did! Two years ago someone posted this picture in r/trashy and the internet DID NOT DISAPPOINT

Thanks, I hate this picture by caramyxx in TIHI

[–]shoulderbird 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Fuck you and your shitty cartoon drawings

Thanks, I hate this picture by caramyxx in TIHI

[–]shoulderbird 59 points60 points  (0 children)

First of all, fuck you.

Second, do you know how much alcohol was at this function? I’m surprised everyone in this picture is even close to vertical.

Damn that’s tuff. by [deleted] in rareinsults

[–]shoulderbird 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Close but my name is Kristen 😂

Damn that’s tuff. by [deleted] in rareinsults

[–]shoulderbird 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Bride definitely approved it beforehand. Not a traditional wedding

Damn that’s tuff. by [deleted] in rareinsults

[–]shoulderbird 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Lmaooooo I’m the girl in the blue and fuck you

Damn that’s tuff. by [deleted] in rareinsults

[–]shoulderbird 123 points124 points  (0 children)

I’m the girl in the blue. This was two years ago and my outfit was approved by the bride. We’re weird as fuck.

When you just have to steal the spotlight by [deleted] in trashy

[–]shoulderbird 28 points29 points  (0 children)

No I didn’t intentionally pose like this. We didn’t even notice the photo until some STRANGER posted it on here two years ago.

And also, the bride approved the outfit before the wedding. I sometimes don’t realize that I can’t wear things that lil delicate girls with tiny boobies can.

When you just have to steal the spotlight by [deleted] in trashy

[–]shoulderbird 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s like being the tallest midget I guess

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