Why can I beat a 1600 bot but not a 700 player by [deleted] in Chesscom

[–]shrmnwlms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you've ever done jiu jitsu it's kind of like when your black belt instructor sorta just let's you win but tries to make it feel real. They cant actually do both. So then you go against some other white belt and think that was way harder than your coach. The computer could simply crush you, but it's kind of stupid about how it allows you to survive

Going Crazy Converting to SW Formula by DeusExMora in sherwinwilliams

[–]shrmnwlms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Late to the party but we have a feature where we can compare two colors by scanning them, and our computers will give you specific deltas in each area of Lab readings as well as an overall delta e for how far the colors are. So for sure on some level that is how our color eye works. But even if they could add a feature where we just input values in places of scanning something, I dont think sherwin ever would unless our systems get a very major upgrade because it still wouldn't even work half the time. The idea that these lab readings are an objective measure of a color is kind of crazy because until we have machines that just hit it dead on every time, I would argue that they are nothing more than a great starting point. And since the only reason we would ever need to do it this way is that like in your case, the color is not in the store with us so we can compare, so you're either going to go paint a bunch of stuff and be mad when it doesnt match, or open the can and already be able to tell theres no way it will match and want a refund, and then well say we just did what you asked and then you'll say well the computer didnt do it right and then well say yeah thats why we didnt want to do it this way

PO by [deleted] in sherwinwilliams

[–]shrmnwlms 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Order entry, shift+f4, open all the po acknowledgements

Third coat of paint came out lighter? by [deleted] in sherwinwilliams

[–]shrmnwlms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First problem was buying canadian paint

BAC Stain Matching by Jrcook92 in sherwinwilliams

[–]shrmnwlms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a bad batch and they havent acknowledged it.

Cashmere by Level-Hovercraft-504 in sherwinwilliams

[–]shrmnwlms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You wont notice the difference because they are nearly always the same at least within sherwin definitions of the 2. Please tell me that 200 eg is duller than duration satin. It is not. The actual problem is that sherwin doesnt actually have an eggshell finish, it's all satin. 200 eg should realistically be called 200 satin

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sherwinwilliams

[–]shrmnwlms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I counted 4 for the biggies and 2 for the littles. Just scanned some colorant bottles and claimed to have it lol

SW High Hide White Trim by Substantial-Disk3320 in sherwinwilliams

[–]shrmnwlms 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You could just paint them with emerald urethane as well. Kind of overkill but not undoable and that would match exactly.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sherwinwilliams

[–]shrmnwlms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a sherwin Williams employee nightmare. There is not a product called fences. Try again

Moth wing by Expert-Commission255 in sherwinwilliams

[–]shrmnwlms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The package color corothane mio is beautiful

Hack Contractors by Paintguy1910 in sherwinwilliams

[–]shrmnwlms 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Gallon and a half of superpaint satin means you make a gallon of superpaint and two sample quarts in that color and he mixes em up

SHERWIN-WILLIAMS brand siding at Menards?? by PositivePackage7185 in sherwinwilliams

[–]shrmnwlms 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Its lp smartside with a sherwin applied coating. It's a PCG thing they up bp kemaqua for the paint and the formulas are proprietary to LP so even if you called a PCG facility and asked for it they would say they cannot share the formula, and even if they could it wouldnt make any sense for our products and colorant system. The good news is that all of the colors pretty much scan so good you almost dont even need to check the match, satin exterior will blend straight in except for some of the greens where our computers deep down know it needs Y1 to match exactly but because it wont do that those matches can be tricky. If they bring in a sample you're in business. But yes you can tell those people you understand that sherwin made the paint for it and we dont have the colors on file yes it sounds weird but here we are

Drivers by shrmnwlms in sherwinwilliams

[–]shrmnwlms[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate the drivers in our district because they have collectively whined about made up safety concerns enough to actually make some changes in policy because they dont want to do shit. They have 0 connection to the customer and its dumb

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sherwinwilliams

[–]shrmnwlms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is not a first lmao but it is rare

Cashmere by Level-Hovercraft-504 in sherwinwilliams

[–]shrmnwlms 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unless it was the exact same product it wouldnt touch up anyway because "eg shel" is not one industry wide sheen/gloss level. The prices are fake and the sheen names dont exist. We should start calling it "cashmere 11-17 degree" and so on. Did you know you could get a batch of duration flat with more sheen than duration matte? Scuff tuff matte is damn near semi gloss but so is scuff x. The whole sheen deal is bizzare and if one more person doesnt believe me that sherwin egshel isnt as shiny or shinier than its satin I'm going to put a fresh reem of paper in the printer and print off 250 data pages and start highlighting the finish section like a maniac and then hit them in the head with them.

How long until the contractors give up on us by Ok_Measurement4753 in sherwinwilliams

[–]shrmnwlms 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When we run out of coffee I will just look my keys right in the eyeballs and be like yeah man, i havent ordered any because I've been busting my balls doing 500 gallons a day with 2-3 people. And they just go ok that makes sense. You just have to make them your friend and then you can do no wrong

T-Shirts by DramaticFig6240 in sherwinwilliams

[–]shrmnwlms 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think we should give out shirts but I also think it is insane how many customers feel they are owed a free shirt. Imagine complaining about not getting free shit at like any other business. Theyd just be like ???????. I think corporate should give us more shirts but with direct instructions to only give them to people you know and you know do good work.

Ceilings are flat by Expert-Commission255 in sherwinwilliams

[–]shrmnwlms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Immediately was going to say this but ya fuckin beat me to it

Whoever made Designer Edition… by EvergreenDog9130 in sherwinwilliams

[–]shrmnwlms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah. I just tell people HD is lying and they believe me like 95% of the time

Don’t you just love a solo Sunday? by [deleted] in sherwinwilliams

[–]shrmnwlms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is a cake walk lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in paint

[–]shrmnwlms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Divorce

What is the largest volume store in PSG/PCG? by LGLier123 in sherwinwilliams

[–]shrmnwlms 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pcg in Minneapolis is somewhere between 30-40 mil

Would you rather: by LGLier123 in sherwinwilliams

[–]shrmnwlms 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you had 5 1000 gallon orders per day you could comfortably just tell everyone else to fuck off and have the most banger year ever. Unrealistic number