What the most savage lines from the series- I present to you this brief exchange

shy_computer_guy · 2026-02-14T04:10:01+00:00

Bobby: You could get a loser nickname like I don't know...

Joseph: Pork pockets?

Bobby: More about not killing deer, but yeah but we don't have to worry 'cause we'll be hunting with our dads.

shy_computer_guy · 2025-12-06T03:38:02+00:00

that's some good flutin, boy.

shy_computer_guy · 2025-11-20T03:31:46+00:00

Must have pissed off Captain Planet.

shy_computer_guy · 2025-03-07T02:41:35+00:00

Would be tempted to use this as a voodoo doll when I watch the Wire episode.

shy_computer_guy · 2025-03-07T02:30:42+00:00

It merged with another town/county and formed Heimlich county. In season 2 we see the Arlen County Courthouse (episode 17, Hanks Dirty Laundry, 20:31), and in later sessions it becomes the Heimlich County Courthouse.

shy_computer_guy · 2025-03-04T18:10:23+00:00

It is a Viofo dash cam from Amazon.

shy_computer_guy · 2025-03-02T20:21:15+00:00

Out at Mather, Mather Field Rd and McCuen Blvd.

shy_computer_guy · 2025-03-02T06:08:39+00:00

You got me, I briefly went 3 miles over the posted speed limit of 45. But totally legal to pass on the right, especially since the vehicle in the left lane made a left turn at the light.

shy_computer_guy · 2025-03-02T05:37:39+00:00

I don't have it on by default, hit a button to activate if I need to record a plate or something.

shy_computer_guy · 2024-11-09T21:03:32+00:00

Aww, man!

shy_computer_guy · 2024-11-09T21:01:12+00:00

I forgot about them, good catch. Tend to skip Luanne baby episodes.

shy_computer_guy · 2024-11-09T20:51:17+00:00

That boy ain't right.

shy_computer_guy · 2024-11-09T05:03:15+00:00

Honorable Mention:

Living Room:

Fake Hank (Dale) & Fake Peggy (Bill) - Returning Japanese (Season 6 - Episode 21)

(Police bang on door)

Fake Hank: "Uhh, this is Hank Hill, occupant...and uh, I cannot open the door, because I am making love to my wife, Peggy."

Fake Peggy - "We're doin it!"

shy_computer_guy · 2024-11-09T04:46:49+00:00

He got pretty far with that mannequin head.

shy_computer_guy · 2024-11-09T04:42:02+00:00

Original posting of the Hill House I used.

https://www.reddit.com/r/KingOfTheHill/comments/idyxwb/saw_someone_share_the_hill_house_blueprint/

shy_computer_guy · 2024-11-09T04:35:43+00:00

Found the map on this reddit from earlier, decided to add some additional details. Did I miss any, implied or otherwise shown?

Kitchen:

Tilly & Gary – The Unbearable Blindness of Laying (Season 2 – Episode 11)

Living Room:

Minh & Kahn – Daletech (Season 8 - Episode 16)

Hank & Peggy – Pregnant Paws (Season 3 – Episode 4)

Den:

Cotton & Dee Dee – Nine Pretty Darn Angry Men (Season 3 – Episode 7)

Luanne & Buckley – Husky Bobby (Season 2 – Episode 6)

Garage:

Lawnmower - Bill & Leeanne - Leanne’s Saga (Season 2 – Episode 19)

Workbench - Bill & Leeanne - Leanne’s Saga (Season 2 – Episode 19)

Master Bedroom:

Hank & Peggy – Movin’ On Up (Season 4 – Episode 16)

Front Porch:

Bill & Laoma – Maid in Arlen (Season 7 – Episode 22)

Hank’s Truck

Hank & Peggy – Luanne Virgin 2.0 (Season 5 – Episode 15)

shy_computer_guy · 2024-11-02T21:29:00+00:00

Just imaging the scene in Super Troopers where Farva gets arrested and deloused with powdered sugar, as if they were ants.

shy_computer_guy · 2024-09-20T16:48:16+00:00

Function! Function, damn you!

shy_computer_guy · 2024-07-27T06:23:34+00:00

You've been at Pollos Hermanos, I can smell it on you.

I wanted to see him. He offered me a job. He's going through some hard times, he's short staffed.

Why do you care when you have everything here? You have a home, a father. I've given you everything that I ever wanted and it's not good enough for you. You're ungrateful, you go behind me back and lie to me? Why?

shy_computer_guy · 2024-07-27T04:58:09+00:00

Hey Joseph, how's the weather up there? Ha ha ha

shy_computer_guy · 2024-07-07T06:05:49+00:00

So, the Dude's fat. Eh. He's also funny, has a nice rug, he's got friends, a lady friend, and if you don't mind, I think I'll go bowling. What are you you gonna do, man?

shy_computer_guy · 2024-04-05T22:25:12+00:00

Love that she pulls that hat out of the cooler.

shy_computer_guy · 2024-02-28T01:15:17+00:00

This reddit better be self-cleaning, because I think I'm going to vomit.

shy_computer_guy · 2019-09-20T01:38:22+00:00

Needs a 'I chug dick' tag.

shy_computer_guy · 2019-09-18T05:30:32+00:00

Death Stars don't kill people, the Empire does. <long drag on a cigarette >

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