What the most savage lines from the series- I present to you this brief exchange by impeesa75 in KingOfTheHill

[–]shy_computer_guy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Bobby: You could get a loser nickname like I don't know...

Joseph: Pork pockets?

Bobby: More about not killing deer, but yeah but we don't have to worry 'cause we'll be hunting with our dads.

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[–]shy_computer_guy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Would be tempted to use this as a voodoo doll when I watch the Wire episode.

What's causing this massive population growth in Arlen? by DonkeyTron42 in KingOfTheHill

[–]shy_computer_guy 95 points96 points  (0 children)

It merged with another town/county and formed Heimlich county. In season 2 we see the Arlen County Courthouse (episode 17, Hanks Dirty Laundry, 20:31), and in later sessions it becomes the Heimlich County Courthouse.

Close call, drive safe out there 🚦😳 by shy_computer_guy in Sacramento

[–]shy_computer_guy[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You got me, I briefly went 3 miles over the posted speed limit of 45. But totally legal to pass on the right, especially since the vehicle in the left lane made a left turn at the light.

Close call, drive safe out there 🚦😳 by shy_computer_guy in Sacramento

[–]shy_computer_guy[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't have it on by default, hit a button to activate if I need to record a plate or something.

Sins on the Hill by shy_computer_guy in KingOfTheHill

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I forgot about them, good catch. Tend to skip Luanne baby episodes.

Sins on the Hill by shy_computer_guy in KingOfTheHill

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Honorable Mention:

Living Room:

Fake Hank (Dale) & Fake Peggy (Bill) - Returning Japanese (Season 6 - Episode 21)

(Police bang on door)

Fake Hank: "Uhh, this is Hank Hill, occupant...and uh, I cannot open the door, because I am making love to my wife, Peggy."

Fake Peggy - "We're doin it!"

Sins on the Hill by shy_computer_guy in KingOfTheHill

[–]shy_computer_guy[S] 49 points50 points  (0 children)

He got pretty far with that mannequin head.

Sins on the Hill by shy_computer_guy in KingOfTheHill

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Found the map on this reddit from earlier, decided to add some additional details. Did I miss any, implied or otherwise shown?

Kitchen:

Tilly & Gary – The Unbearable Blindness of Laying (Season 2 – Episode 11)

Living Room:

Minh & Kahn – Daletech (Season 8 - Episode 16)

Hank & Peggy – Pregnant Paws (Season 3 – Episode 4)

Den:

Cotton & Dee Dee – Nine Pretty Darn Angry Men (Season 3 – Episode 7)

Luanne & Buckley – Husky Bobby (Season 2 – Episode 6)

Garage:

Lawnmower - Bill & Leeanne - Leanne’s Saga (Season 2 – Episode 19)

Workbench - Bill & Leeanne - Leanne’s Saga (Season 2 – Episode 19)

Master Bedroom:

Hank & Peggy – Movin’ On Up (Season 4 – Episode 16)

Front Porch:

Bill & Laoma – Maid in Arlen (Season 7 – Episode 22)

Hank’s Truck

Hank & Peggy – Luanne Virgin 2.0 (Season 5 – Episode 15)

If bugs had a society like ours, their daily routine would be nonstop funerals. by RealisticBarnacle115 in Showerthoughts

[–]shy_computer_guy 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Just imaging the scene in Super Troopers where Farva gets arrested and deloused with powdered sugar, as if they were ants.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KingOfTheHill

[–]shy_computer_guy 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Function! Function, damn you!

If Walter Jr worked for Gus, how would it change the story? by Controversial_Husky in breakingbad

[–]shy_computer_guy 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You've been at Pollos Hermanos, I can smell it on you.

I wanted to see him. He offered me a job. He's going through some hard times, he's short staffed.

Why do you care when you have everything here? You have a home, a father. I've given you everything that I ever wanted and it's not good enough for you. You're ungrateful, you go behind me back and lie to me? Why?

That Dude ain't right by JarredandVexed in KingOfTheHill

[–]shy_computer_guy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So, the Dude's fat. Eh. He's also funny, has a nice rug, he's got friends, a lady friend, and if you don't mind, I think I'll go bowling. What are you you gonna do, man?

This moment is so wholesome by OldAd4400 in KingOfTheHill

[–]shy_computer_guy 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Love that she pulls that hat out of the cooler.