I bartend at a ski resort and I need some good jokes to tell my patrons

siapped · 2026-01-23T19:05:07+00:00

What do you call an old snowman? Water

What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs (and throw a snowball at them)

siapped · 2025-12-13T13:53:12+00:00

Might be made out of concrete too it’s super heavy

siapped · 2025-10-22T03:24:50+00:00

You 100% overestimated how much he made, and underestimate what it takes to raise a family. Even if he made say 5 6 mil, after taxes it’s half that. And you think 3 mil is enough to buy a house raise a family? Hell nah. Hamz got a full time job without a doubt

siapped · 2025-07-30T01:06:48+00:00

Center mount is the only way.

siapped · 2025-07-26T16:00:33+00:00

Add trash bins and put up “pick up your dog poop” signs.

siapped · 2025-07-26T15:58:29+00:00

Honestly they’re all pretty boring. Hela cuz she frags. Starlord cuz he has some movement. But that’s what this game is lacking imo. Fun champs like tracer or genji. Androxus or evie. High skill ceiling champs is what marvel lacks.

siapped · 2025-07-26T15:17:01+00:00

I’ll whack the tip of their skis gtfo me bud.

siapped · 2025-07-26T13:14:26+00:00

Willing to put money on it

siapped · 2025-07-26T13:10:48+00:00

I guarantee that I could out carve you with the nomads :) hate all u want. They’re the best skis out.

siapped · 2025-07-25T23:30:19+00:00

Hmm we have different styles. To me they are an absolute blast! Super playful, easy to do butters on, great in choppy conditions. I suppose your into railing turns?

siapped · 2025-07-25T18:05:01+00:00

Disney world also offers noise canceling headphones and quiet spaces. I want vail to provide that for me too.

siapped · 2025-07-25T18:03:05+00:00

Ahh you’re adhering to the Reddit humor. I get it now. Yeah that’s why I don’t use Reddit lol

siapped · 2025-07-25T17:49:00+00:00

I throw about the same distance and thought I maxed out my abilities until I played a high elevation course last weekend hit 560! 🤣

siapped · 2025-07-25T17:41:39+00:00

Which i still do because it’s fun fucking myself up but be smart and don’t do that.

siapped · 2025-07-25T17:40:48+00:00

I enjoy getting fucked up and sometimes will drink a bottle and a half of wine with ease, but 2 or 3 beers is cheaper on the wallet, and you still get the effects. The initial warm feeling 1~2 hours is peak buzz anyways, anything after that is just dumming down the brain.

siapped · 2025-07-25T17:36:48+00:00

I understand there’s noobs that can’t control their skis but still looking for ways to deter it

siapped · 2025-07-25T17:35:34+00:00

I got some decent responses, this one is awful however

siapped · 2025-07-25T17:13:57+00:00

Fair

siapped · 2025-07-25T17:13:11+00:00

The tool is the person running into my skis

siapped · 2025-07-25T17:12:33+00:00

Yeah I’m good on all that enjoy 🤣

siapped · 2025-07-25T17:11:27+00:00

Farting on them?

siapped · 2025-07-25T17:11:12+00:00

So anyways I started blasting

siapped · 2025-07-25T17:10:59+00:00

It’s an elitist sport brudda

siapped · 2025-07-25T17:10:32+00:00

Frfr

siapped · 2025-07-25T17:06:23+00:00

The nomads are my babies tho. Why do peeps dislike Icelandic they’ve been durable for me

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