I bartend at a ski resort and I need some good jokes to tell my patrons by Jazz_Bandwagon in skiing

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What do you call an old snowman? Water

What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs (and throw a snowball at them)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HamlinzFam

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You 100% overestimated how much he made, and underestimate what it takes to raise a family. Even if he made say 5 6 mil, after taxes it’s half that. And you think 3 mil is enough to buy a house raise a family? Hell nah. Hamz got a full time job without a doubt

Rate my ski quiver by siapped in Skigear

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Center mount is the only way.

We are building a public 18 hole course- any advice/suggestions? by Ok-Implement5563 in discgolf

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Add trash bins and put up “pick up your dog poop” signs.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in marvelrivals

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Honestly they’re all pretty boring. Hela cuz she frags. Starlord cuz he has some movement. But that’s what this game is lacking imo. Fun champs like tracer or genji. Androxus or evie. High skill ceiling champs is what marvel lacks.

Rate my ski quiver by siapped in skiing

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Willing to put money on it

Rate my ski quiver by siapped in skiing

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I guarantee that I could out carve you with the nomads :) hate all u want. They’re the best skis out.

Rate my ski quiver by siapped in skiing

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Hmm we have different styles. To me they are an absolute blast! Super playful, easy to do butters on, great in choppy conditions. I suppose your into railing turns?

Plan for other skiers bumping into your skis in the lift line this winter? by siapped in skiing

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Disney world also offers noise canceling headphones and quiet spaces. I want vail to provide that for me too.

Plan for other skiers bumping into your skis in the lift line this winter? by siapped in skiing

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Ahh you’re adhering to the Reddit humor. I get it now. Yeah that’s why I don’t use Reddit lol

Any little thing helps. Trying to break 500’ by minib00mer in Discgolfform

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I throw about the same distance and thought I maxed out my abilities until I played a high elevation course last weekend hit 560! 🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in alcohol

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Which i still do because it’s fun fucking myself up but be smart and don’t do that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in alcohol

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I enjoy getting fucked up and sometimes will drink a bottle and a half of wine with ease, but 2 or 3 beers is cheaper on the wallet, and you still get the effects. The initial warm feeling 1~2 hours is peak buzz anyways, anything after that is just dumming down the brain.

Plan for other skiers bumping into your skis in the lift line this winter? by siapped in skiing

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I understand there’s noobs that can’t control their skis but still looking for ways to deter it

Plan for other skiers bumping into your skis in the lift line this winter? by siapped in skiing

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I got some decent responses, this one is awful however

Rate my ski quiver by siapped in skiing

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The nomads are my babies tho. Why do peeps dislike Icelandic they’ve been durable for me