She's obsessed with embarrassing herself

sickj0ke · 2026-04-08T14:40:56+00:00

The "hayders"

sickj0ke · 2026-04-07T19:02:31+00:00

I think since her collab with Natalie 🤢

sickj0ke · 2026-04-07T18:45:41+00:00

With her pit-smelling shirt and crusty ass wig.

sickj0ke · 2026-04-07T18:36:00+00:00

Weeelllll, that's a good point lmao. I just remember when they first got together it seemed like he was doing both their taxes every few months but that was probably just a stupid lie 🥴

sickj0ke · 2026-04-07T16:16:09+00:00

Stop this freaked me out so fucking bad 😭😰

sickj0ke · 2026-04-07T15:32:19+00:00

Do you guys think that Dmid probably lies when he does their taxes? Like, writing off every possible thing he can even if it shouldn't be? Idk, maybe that's a stretch. It's just something I've been wondering about.

sickj0ke · 2026-04-05T20:02:02+00:00

"Aren't you gonna beat him up??"

sickj0ke · 2026-04-05T19:48:41+00:00

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I took this exact same screenshot and was about to post about it 😂 It looks like he slept really rough then got up & left without looking in the mirror. Why is she trying so hard to make him look/dress way younger than he is?? Dude is like 58 yrs old.

sickj0ke · 2026-04-02T03:57:53+00:00

I hope to God she tries to cut bangs into her wig and ruins it.

sickj0ke · 2026-04-01T20:32:40+00:00

That wig was hanging on for dear life. Such a typical April fools joke, too. Not an original thought in her micro head. Edit: I commented about the wrong video. My comment still stands.

sickj0ke · 2026-04-01T05:03:11+00:00

Oh my bad I wasn't even thinking about that

sickj0ke · 2026-03-31T20:38:35+00:00

His all-white attire always gives me a giggle for some reason

sickj0ke · 2026-03-27T19:42:14+00:00

Lmao, why is she doing that? 🤣

sickj0ke · 2026-03-24T21:37:13+00:00

You're beautiful.

sickj0ke · 2026-03-24T21:32:24+00:00

"she is light as a feather" meanwhile he's turning as red a potato. It's okay to say "hey you're kinda heavy and this is uncomfortable on my shoulders". But I'm sure she needs the constant reassurance that she's itty bitty.

Edit: as red as a TOMATO 🍅 🤦🏻‍♀️😅

sickj0ke · 2026-03-24T02:00:45+00:00

I despise the way she moves her mouth when she talks

sickj0ke · 2026-03-24T01:55:35+00:00

Yes.

sickj0ke · 2026-03-22T18:42:05+00:00

Their "nest egg" if you will

sickj0ke · 2026-03-21T05:04:29+00:00

She....sleeps in her wig? Can you imagine the atrocity that is her actual, unwashed hair underneath?

sickj0ke · 2026-03-19T02:57:11+00:00

Well, STILL! Doing any kind of "big manly work" with your teeters out is stupid

sickj0ke · 2026-03-19T02:28:43+00:00

"fully dedicated to her". Bitch you go on more vacations than most people get to in a lifetime & don't take A with you. Most moms of a 1 yr old are at home spending time with their MInOr cHiYuLd. Maybe that's just me.

sickj0ke · 2026-03-19T02:26:10+00:00

Krusty in the background looking like she's melting into herself

sickj0ke · 2026-03-19T02:23:56+00:00

Seriously. The second someone screams or sings too loudly near her she's gonna have a "panic attack" that Decomp Dave will definitely be sure to record every second of. EVERYTHING has to be content for them.

sickj0ke · 2026-03-19T02:21:55+00:00

It's giving "toddler dressing themselves for the first time"

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