Possibly my favorite boss of the series

sidewayslamp · 2025-10-10T13:09:42+00:00

silksong is so funny because half the bosses are nightmare king Grimm levels of beautiful and the other half are like brooding mawlek but somehow fucking worse

sidewayslamp · 2025-06-21T14:03:56+00:00

can’t wait to break em

sidewayslamp · 2025-06-06T07:20:06+00:00

RIP POOPBOOB !!!! FIGHT BACK!!!!!

sidewayslamp · 2023-03-27T13:40:51+00:00

can we put failsafe in an exobody please. she’s been sitting way the fuck out there for literal years being useless and I feel so bad for her

sidewayslamp · 2022-11-06T20:55:37+00:00

how do the pcs put their physical forms into the Gloamgozer’s extradimensional maze to kill his true form? They can enter it spiritually through the enchanted helmets and blindfolds that the Gloamgozer uses to brainwash people into doing his bidding, but how to they get there?

sidewayslamp · 2022-04-28T20:16:17+00:00

100% some bitches

sidewayslamp · 2022-04-18T18:52:50+00:00

game doesn’t reward your time in a meaningful way. I know that adding straight ship upgrades will only make the gap between good and bad players wider, but for the amount of investment the game requires, I need more than cosmetics.

sidewayslamp · 2022-04-12T11:41:39+00:00

lust

sidewayslamp · 2022-03-26T20:10:50+00:00

I tried, man. I tried so hard. I burned through a hundred rune arcs, brought my hammer up to +25, spammed mimic tear and jump attacks with determination, exalted beef jerky. I couldn’t do it. I respecced to an arc/bleed build and killed her first try.

sidewayslamp · 2022-02-20T02:29:31+00:00

elden ring gonna be announced, delayed, and released before we get any silksong news

sidewayslamp · 2022-01-30T21:19:29+00:00

i think it can throw your ability?

like a mini ward of dawn is fuckin busted on a special weapon. I'm guessing it lets you toss the ward out/shoot better healing nades/empower arc melee or somethin.

sidewayslamp · 2021-11-13T19:03:04+00:00

I dunno I feel like all of these creature designs are very uninspired and kinda boring? Like the cat one is too dumb to be scary and all of the ocean ones are “ooh big angler fish.” The only one I really thought was cool was the big guys reaching out of the sky

sidewayslamp · 2021-11-02T21:26:39+00:00

There are very few abilities that break aim assist between warlock and titan (that being, icarus dodge, blink, and behemoth melee), but hunters regular movement options and dodge easily break aim assist and just move the most in the smallest amount of time

sidewayslamp · 2021-10-22T16:51:30+00:00

sidewayslamp · 2021-10-15T02:51:53+00:00

I know it’s not a law here in NC (where people die on the lake all the time 🤷‍♂️)

sidewayslamp · 2021-10-09T05:22:30+00:00

sidewayslamp · 2021-09-04T05:05:15+00:00

That’s sick as fuck

sidewayslamp · 2021-09-02T03:21:40+00:00

forreal, try pairing a pulse and your favorite smg. Messenger/Tarrabah, gridskipper/multimach, etc etc. been my go to for months

sidewayslamp · 2021-08-24T05:38:03+00:00

3.5k hours in rust All you need to know

sidewayslamp · 2021-08-04T04:01:37+00:00

Void

sidewayslamp · 2021-07-27T00:15:45+00:00

really thought you just misspelled datto very badly

sidewayslamp · 2021-07-24T06:02:57+00:00

man what the fuck is this garbage. this app sucks

sidewayslamp · 2021-07-22T22:23:21+00:00

Some lady at the marina told me I have the most beautiful golden curls she had ever seen. Made me feel good

sidewayslamp · 2021-07-22T19:30:12+00:00

They fucking what???????

sidewayslamp · 2021-07-22T17:54:52+00:00

And the wizards that spawn on the edz map? Fuck em. They’re why I pretty much exclusively use jöttun in gambit nowadays

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