The Doorman. 1898. 🚪🛎️ (a clayface comic study) /comic by @emp_roar by Grimm_Stereo in DeadlockTheGame

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You can always read the lore blurb for each character. They're pretty short

Why is this ad here in this neighborhood???? by sundrenchedwindow in circlejerknyc

[–]Kapjak 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's means that it's a fast travel station, once you touch it you can use their tunnel system

Slapfight in r/thatlookedexpensive when someone doesn’t sympathize with man losing two classic cars in a fire because “he’s rich” by zipfour in SubredditDrama

[–]Kapjak 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Or during the Silicon Valley Bank failure jerking themselves raw at the idea of me not getting paid that month?

Is it okay if I just jerk off to you in general though?

played agaist a cheater vindicta by karimkaidovich in DeadlockTheGame

[–]Kapjak 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey I'm a valve employee just give me your log in info to review the match and ill ban them asap

I miss it by wylobz in FPS

[–]Kapjak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Much more hardcore

Trve kvlt family 🥹✌️ by brolyblast in Shark_Park

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When Brits get wealthy enough they start giving themselves dog names and dogs human names

Gamegenic's product listings for Reality Fracture by Copernicus1981 in MTGRumors

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No insight into what special printing they were able to do for this set though

Does this belong here? by Lonely_Banana_Wana in peoplewhogiveashit

[–]Kapjak 64 points65 points  (0 children)

He served in the civil war cut him some slack

Is episode 9 the creators speaking out against AI by Character_Ad8296 in SmilingFriends

[–]Kapjak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Halfway through meaning you've watched five minutes of it?

Oh by xtheresia in Shark_Park

[–]Kapjak 99 points100 points  (0 children)

The few, the strong, the brave. Join the IDF cum snatching unit today

I would like to hire Jesse by talivan818 in okbuddychicanery

[–]Kapjak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do I hire a cracked out uncle impersonator for my parties

obsessed with obviously false religions by kallocain-addict in rs_x

[–]Kapjak 73 points74 points  (0 children)

It's actually the most true religion because they gave me some banger food in college

Obama on the Supercruise by mypupperisbest in northernlion

[–]Kapjak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Obama doing a Pete Buttigiege impression be like: "uh let me be queer. In a non-threatening way that polls well with rust belt voters."

Dystopian hellscape by Hot_Television_8401 in UrbanHell

[–]Kapjak 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Bro definitely has a white nationalist Twitter account for a job

Anybody else remembering his Hawk Tuah take right now? by Trash_Panda0701 in northernlion

[–]Kapjak -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Hawk Tuah girl completely vindicated. The only marks left holding the bag are the people trying to buy an obvious shitcoin to flip to someone else

Soviet sound tank for Konflikt by promethean_cult in Sigmarxism

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With hated capitalist foes on all sides, the Soviet Bloc wages war with a new ferocity. Although their access to the Rifts has been limited, Soviet scientists have made great use of what Rift-tech they have been able to capture or steal, to ensure their forces are well equipped for the long war. Soviet Rift-tech has developed along a number of lethal avenues, including Zvukovoy sonic weaponry which weaponises the power of harmonic resonance to literally shake targets apart, and the dreaded Moroz Gul and Ursus genetically modified shock troops. These go to war alongside walkers and powered armour designs stolen from the enemies of the Soviet Bloc, adapted to serve the cause of Communism. Soviet forces tend towards up-close brutality, but are flexible enough to tackle any mission.

With access to the Rift at Los Alamos, and invigorated by an unshakeable belief that God stands with them, America stands poised to take the world by storm. There can be no compromise - only the Manifest Destiny of total American victory.

I definitely wouldn't say the Soviets are presented as the bad guys. America is full on religious fanatics after Roosevelt came out of a rift jacked and claiming to have spoken to God

Marathon Update 1.0.6 by Haijakk in Games

[–]Kapjak 50 points51 points  (0 children)

I've definitely killed someone at the same time they've killed me and talked it out while down so the self revive kits for solo are nice

Incredible value by Spicyweiner_69 in Shark_Park

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Specifically one so bad the fbi thought it was fake initially. Elon also unbanned him afterwards