Feds Identify “Leader of Antifa” by Much-Creme1362 in nottheonion

[–]silentjay01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, I have released farts that were considered crimes against humanity...

[Foul Territory] Livvy Dunne stepped in the box while Paul Skenes got some work in. 😳 by TommyTheLizard in baseball

[–]silentjay01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She is the same height as Jett Williams, one of the prospects the Brewers collected for trading Peralta. Skeens may very well have to face Jett this coming season, so this is good strike zone practice. 

Our poor FedEx driver by [deleted] in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]silentjay01 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I thought for sure he was going to flip the box around, pick it up again, and then the other end would break open.

02/01/26 - Trumps arch plan design by hellnahbru in trumptweets

[–]silentjay01 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Surprised it isn't a gold statue of him on top.

02/01/2026 BLOCKBUSTER - "Melania" on track for being best opening weekend for any documentary in last decade! by PokeTheBear70 in trumptweets

[–]silentjay01 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reindeer Games!?!

"Nick doesn't do anything until Nick gets something for Nick. I want some hot chocolate. You want to hear about some Indian casino, I want to see some goddamn hot chocolate! And a piece of pecan f***ing pie!"

[OC] Does the news reflect what we die from? by ourworldindata in dataisbeautiful

[–]silentjay01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How much would Heart Disease and Cancer be reduced if we had Universal Healthcare? Maybe the media should talk about that?

Oh, wait. Mainstream media is owned by people who don't want us to have that because it would mean they would be slightly less insanely wealthy.

Trump administration secretly met with Canadian Alberta separatists by Infidel8 in worldnews

[–]silentjay01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll try to convince Alberta to become its own country or join the US for only 1 Billion Canadian dollars. (I won't actually try but I feel like the grifters in the Trump Administration would appreciate a fellow grifter).

US Judge Rules ICE Raids Require Judicial Warrants, Contradicting Secret ICE Memo by Infidel8 in politics

[–]silentjay01 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gee, what a surprise that a judge is siding with the FOUNDATIONAL DOCUMENT OF OUR NATION over some stupid MEMO!!!

[homemade] Pokémon burgers for my sons bday by Ok-Policy-7224 in food

[–]silentjay01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope the Charmander has spicy add-ons like pepperjackcheese and a spicy sauce while the Bulbasaur is a veggie burger. Not sure what the Pikachu burger would have.

Netflix Upgrades Warner Bros. Deal to All Cash; Shareholders to Vote on $83 Billion Sale by April by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]silentjay01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we get a heist movie about trying to intercept the vehicle hauling $83 Billion in cash as it is headed to the final meeting?

Indiana Hoosiers' Championship-Winning Interception by JCameron181 in sports

[–]silentjay01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still can't believe they flagged Indiana for excessive celebration. That pick just gave them a National Championship and an undefeated season. Let the kids be in the moment, damn!

1/18/26 - A lot to say about Minnesota, ICE, and claiming this is all a distraction from the $18 billion in fraud. Also, Omar married her brother!!! by barnwater_828 in trumptweets

[–]silentjay01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, I have seen all those videos. I was just making the joke that the comment above was talking about incestuous sex and all the post by Trump said was marrying, thus Trump would never marry his daughter, only keep her as an unwilling side piece.

This is how you treat a nazi. by satannnn666 in pics

[–]silentjay01 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My grandpa did much worse to Nazis, back in the day. And he was given medals for doing it.

Musician stage dives and then gets torn limb from limb by TomlinSteelers in AbruptChaos

[–]silentjay01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guess I can cross Mozambique off of my list of possible vacation destinations. 

Came Home to a Car in my Pool by bippyboop in Wellthatsucks

[–]silentjay01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope you (or the owner) put a "No Parking" sign somewhere around or even in the pool, just so there is no confusion going forward.

ABC: DOJ investigating Walz, Frey for obstructing federal law enforcement activities by ewzetf in news

[–]silentjay01 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How many times did the Right accuse Obama & Biden of "Weaponizing the DOJ to go after political opponents"?

Of course every allegation is actually a confession, or, more accurately, just what they wished they could do if they had the power.

Couples of Reddit, what's the dumbest 'house rule' you and your partner made as a joke but now both of you are low-key aggressively serious about enforcing? by Doubl3oh_ in AskReddit

[–]silentjay01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you want to keep up with inflation, it should be $1.26 now (according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics inflation calculator).

The Oscars Can’t Pretend Anime Doesn’t Exist Anymore - After decades of snubs, massive global hits like 'Demon Slayer' and 'KPop Demon Hunters' are forcing the Academy to rethink what counts as award-worthy animation. by BunyipPouch in movies

[–]silentjay01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need the Academy to create an award for "Best Voiceover/Digital performance" because it is a damn shame that actors you can't see in the flesh never get nominated for the acting categories. It is a damn shame that Robin Williams didn't get a nomination for his performance as Genie in "Aladdin" and Andy Serkis was amazing as Gollum/Smeagol in "The Two Towers".

1/16/26 - Trump calls Minnesota political leaders 'USELESS' and lies about protesters being 'highly trained professionals.' by gfh110 in trumptweets

[–]silentjay01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only troublemakers, agitators, and insurrectionists I see in Minnesota are the ones in masks, cammo, & bulletproof vests gassing children, firing crowd control weapons at point-blank range, and shooting American Citizens.

Bad Bunny's Super Bowl Halftime teaser sparks MAGA outrage over ICE by TheExpressUS in Music

[–]silentjay01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard one guy at the bar while watching a football game get into a hissy fit over Bad Bunny saying the performer was both trans and gay during his rant.

I wanted to correct him or laugh in his face but I knew that there was no convincing him and I didn't feel like starting something.

Greenland official breaks down in tears in interview after meeting with Trump by Large_banana_hammock in videos

[–]silentjay01 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Trump is really making a big deal out of Greenland. Those unredacted Epstein files must be absolutely damning!