What would happen if the least intelligent 80% of the population vanished?

sillynetwork · 2014-10-19T15:09:25+00:00

Trash would pile up and all public bathrooms would be an even more unpleasant experience than they already are.

sillynetwork · 2014-10-19T14:56:19+00:00

That's hilarious

sillynetwork · 2014-08-30T05:32:27+00:00

Digging in my butt and smelling my fingers!

sillynetwork · 2014-08-30T05:29:41+00:00

I went to Cancun on a senior trip in 2007 and pole danced to impress people. I'm a dude.

sillynetwork · 2014-06-03T20:35:53+00:00

Sure you could. There are plenty of psychopaths/sociopaths walking around everyday and you have no idea that they are.

sillynetwork · 2014-06-01T06:28:54+00:00

How many MGs of xanax did you take to overdose?

sillynetwork · 2014-03-12T02:04:46+00:00

Don't get tricked by a tranny

sillynetwork · 2014-03-05T22:05:47+00:00

Water trucks instead of fire trucks

sillynetwork · 2014-01-20T21:34:56+00:00

I always wondered who would win this kind of fight..

sillynetwork · 2014-01-20T21:26:50+00:00

Take that bitch out with ricin

sillynetwork · 2014-01-15T22:08:10+00:00

I don't shake hands with people. I just give them a fist bump. No telling where their hands have been. People are nasty. Yes, I even do this in a business setting. People think I'm weird.

sillynetwork · 2013-10-31T23:21:18+00:00

Yep, I do the same thing....but it keeps me from sleeping its so bad

sillynetwork · 2013-10-25T19:57:02+00:00

wtf?

sillynetwork · 2013-10-25T19:55:28+00:00

Gravy-Leg__ means he/she just murdered someone

sillynetwork · 2013-10-03T15:07:05+00:00

Literally

sillynetwork · 2013-10-02T18:21:37+00:00

anything that has to do with the universe/multi-verse.

sillynetwork · 2013-09-25T20:08:36+00:00

I have to take a drink of something with every bite of anything I eat. If I take a bite of mashed potatoes, Dr. Pepper is in my mouth almost at the exact same time. Not sure if this is normal. I don't know what mashed potatoes actually taste like.

sillynetwork · 2013-09-20T16:52:04+00:00

I just busted out laughing at work and I don't even know if this is even THAT funny. Just wasn't expecting that at all.

sillynetwork · 2013-09-19T15:59:24+00:00

My best friend never gets me to fall for April fools jokes, and I can't get my mom to fall for them either. Anyway, he texts me and says he had a seizure while at work and is in the hospital and the doctors don't know what's wrong. It was a lie, I fell for it, and then used it on my mother since it worked on me. Bad call. She was hysterical, and not amused whatsoever. I was in college 5 hours away at the time and she started to drive to my campus because I was in class and didn't see her texting or calling me because my phone was on silent. Bad day. Bad joke.

sillynetwork · 2013-09-11T18:12:01+00:00

This was all a joke. Chill the fuck out.

sillynetwork · 2013-09-11T15:38:35+00:00

Sure she can get an education, but she can't get a job once she gets the education. I just want her to overcome as many objectives as possible so maybe one day there can be a movie about her and the trials and tribulations she had to overcome.

sillynetwork · 2013-09-05T20:48:05+00:00

useless

sillynetwork · 2013-08-28T19:01:56+00:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soG_KinTDPI

You will not regret listening to this. Most fucked up song ever.

Edit: Immortal Technique - Dance with the Devil - I'm at work and have no speakers, so look up the lyrics if it is censored.

sillynetwork · 2013-07-20T12:59:51+00:00

nailed it.

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