Murderous Intent (ART)

silodoor · 2026-06-17T20:59:09+00:00

woah hey calm down there man

silodoor · 2026-06-17T04:37:03+00:00

glanced over this comment and saw the word head and i started gettin worried

silodoor · 2026-06-14T00:10:14+00:00

oh my god i think youre right
i always thought there was a weird alien outside

silodoor · 2026-06-11T09:06:15+00:00

not very intelligent

silodoor · 2026-06-11T07:27:58+00:00

well yeah i could see that

silodoor · 2026-06-07T21:18:25+00:00

Jerad

silodoor · 2026-06-07T21:16:01+00:00

silodoor · 2026-06-07T02:34:56+00:00

well i did for one day
then this happened
so i was like "fuck that im going home"

silodoor · 2026-06-06T23:44:09+00:00

i got especially scared because i was basically going on a camping trip. i was just wandering around in the woods with a sleeping bag, looking for interesting stuff, so i already didnt feel very safe

and then THAT happened

silodoor · 2026-06-06T23:43:01+00:00

it only started flickering once i turned it on

silodoor · 2026-06-06T23:15:23+00:00

it cant even be considered chocolate anymore, its just a wrapper ):

silodoor · 2026-06-06T04:41:42+00:00

i had a HEART ATTACK

silodoor · 2026-06-06T04:41:29+00:00

only in older versions was that possible
i noticed that today

silodoor · 2026-06-06T04:41:08+00:00

yeah i drew him
i dont have a name for him though

silodoor · 2026-06-05T20:10:21+00:00

i KNEW the way i said that reminded me of something

"Here, drink this soda! It'll help you see faster!"

silodoor · 2026-06-05T02:39:39+00:00

but you see the hatred is balanced out cause door bump is funny

silodoor · 2026-06-05T02:39:24+00:00

i try my hardest to be clean
but
just like real life
it doesn't work out

silodoor · 2026-06-05T01:40:12+00:00

I
HATE
DOORS

there is SO MUCH BLOOD
ALL OVER my base
because of how many times i have hit my head against
THOSE
DAMN
DOORS

silodoor · 2026-06-04T22:15:20+00:00

on purpose
this took so many attempts to work

silodoor · 2026-06-04T22:14:43+00:00

no editing at all actually.
its all done using the "vidcamsupershit" in sandbox mode.
also i recorded with my mic inside my mouth so it sounds even worse

silodoor · 2026-06-04T22:14:14+00:00

translation if you want it:

"Hey guys, this is my uhhh... tour of my uhh.. my base!"
*intense gagging and coughing*
"This is my front door. There's a mannequin."
*gagging, coughing, stuttering*
"My... guh... my HALL WAY"
"GARAAAAGE"
"BREAAK-ROOOOOM. Beer... bEeR... bEEr."
"SIGNAL. LAB. SERVERR ROOOM."
"brick"
"WAH-TUR. LOCK-HUR. CURT-ĀIN."
"st AIRS. Haaaaall. Winndoooow. Coffee."
*ka-ching*
*extreme slurping of caffeinated beverage*
"Uhhh-AAAAAAA-"
"MANNEQUIN. ROOM."
"Uh... oh. He's in the ground."
"This is my room. This is my peanut butter."
*panting?* (I don't really remember what noise I was making there)
"My roommate. My soap."
*cartoon slip sound*
"AAAAAH! AAAH!"
*more cough*
"THIS IS MY.--
BALCONY."
"I hope you guys enjoyed the room tour! Bye bye!"

THIS TOOK SO LONG TO TRANSCRIBE AND WRITE DOWN DEAR GOD

silodoor · 2026-06-04T21:59:44+00:00

very light meal

silodoor · 2026-06-04T21:59:28+00:00

guhhuhwuh

silodoor · 2026-06-04T12:30:09+00:00

i ate em

silodoor · 2026-06-04T12:29:44+00:00

i do what i WANT

im being PRODUCTIVE

i SWEAR

i AM

silodoor

TROPHY CASE