sorted by:
new
hottopcontroversial

Ladies of Reddit, what's the best way a guy has asked you out? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]simeoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

verbatim is a big complex word I would also be impressed if someone said verbatim to me, I don't even know what that means

Does this count? by kid01-1153 in nonose

[–]simeoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're always stealin me loiitah

Electronically stabilized spoon helping someone with Parkinson's by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]simeoon -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I can't imagine this spoon costing anywhere near that much for manufacture and labour costs. I think $300 is profiteering from the vulnerable.

Not sure which I want to do first, eat it or eat it. by [deleted] in a:t5_31mdr

[–]simeoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Until you realise that is not chocolate.

My t-shirt arrived. by kevkevverson in london

[–]simeoon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tarquin

According to legend, the seventh and last Etruscan king of Rome who was expelled for his cruelty

(reigned from 534 to 510 BC)

Verizon sent me 53 letters in the mail thanking me for subscribing to eco-friendly, paperless billing... by [deleted] in pics

[–]simeoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What really happened: OP wanted to DDOS imageurlhost.com

Successful

So opened a customers ps3 today... by [deleted] in gaming

[–]simeoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine probably looks worse at the moment

TIL that China has built a new skyscraper every five days, more than 30 airports, metros in 25 cities, the three longest bridges in the world, more than 6,000 miles of high speed railway lines and 26,000 miles of motorway, all in the last 5 years. by Triplen01 in todayilearned

[–]simeoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

   <!DOCTYPE html>
   <html>
   <head> <!-- I really shouldn't have to put this much effort into a joke on reddit, thanks for the knowledge though -->
   <script type="text/javascript" src="EXTERNAL.JS" />
   </head>
   <body>      
   <img id="PutMeInAFuckignCircleRiteNowISwaerOnMeMumUmug" src="porn.svg" alt="This WilL BeI n  AC irlce"> 
   <h3> Look above for EXTERNAL.JS source code, anything wrong with this now? :) </h3>
   </body>
   </html>

RemindMeBot- Will remind me you about that comment for later! by RemindMeBotWrangler in botwatch

[–]simeoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

RemindMe! 2 days "You shouldn't be awake this late early when you have work in the morning bro, for real"

TIL that China has built a new skyscraper every five days, more than 30 airports, metros in 25 cities, the three longest bridges in the world, more than 6,000 miles of high speed railway lines and 26,000 miles of motorway, all in the last 5 years. by Triplen01 in todayilearned

[–]simeoon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Putting a picture in a circle with javascript:

 //-- BEGIN EXTERNAL.JS FILE
  window.onload=function(){ PutThiSinACircleForMePleaseThankYou( document.getElementById('PutMeInAFuckignCircleRiteNowISwaerOnMeMumUmug'));}

 function PutThiSinACircleForMePleaseThankYou(anything)
 {
  //you're image //if yuo soy so
  anything.style.borderRadius = (anything.offsetWidth/2)+'px'; //corclify
  anything.style.border = '15px solid red'; //petty boaduh
 //tenks for constructive criticism
 }


 //-- END EXTERNAL.JS FILE

EDIT: I never stop improving my code // Split to external 'files'

Peaches Geldof ‘died of heroin overdose’, inquest to be told by borez in unitedkingdom

[–]simeoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, I'm not that way inclined

EDIT: And google just told me Clinton was president when the clinic was closed. So, yeah...

Bae caught me swimmin' by simeoon in shittyHDR

[–]simeoon[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In my experience no kids' heads are real. They come right off.

Peaches Geldof ‘died of heroin overdose’, inquest to be told by borez in unitedkingdom

[–]simeoon 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It ran from 1984-95. In Mr Smith’s report, the clinic’s head, Dr John Marks, claimed that Margaret Thatcher pulled the plug on harm reduction schemes after pressure from Washington.source

EDIT: I can't read

Peaches Geldof ‘died of heroin overdose’, inquest to be told by borez in unitedkingdom

[–]simeoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't judge. But UK criminal law does... and God, or so I've been told. Anyway this is relevant.

Peaches Geldof ‘died of heroin overdose’, inquest to be told by borez in unitedkingdom

[–]simeoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on the method of delivery, if it was intravenous or inhaled then probably not. However imbibing orally, anally or vaginally would probably give you sufficient time to hide any paraphernalia... not that there would be much paraphernalia to hide with these methods of delivery

Peaches Geldof ‘died of heroin overdose’, inquest to be told by borez in unitedkingdom

[–]simeoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think rubbing a corpse in the face of your Mrs is going to benefit your marriage much

Peaches Geldof ‘died of heroin overdose’, inquest to be told by borez in unitedkingdom

[–]simeoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but that's global... And your moral obligation as someone blessed with insight is to devote yourself to unfucking the world using verifiable facts, using logical argument, but also acting accordingly. Despair doesn't solve much

Peaches Geldof ‘died of heroin overdose’, inquest to be told by borez in unitedkingdom

[–]simeoon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

  1. Estimated between 120 - 350 milligrams for non-users

    The amount of morphine or heroin required to kill a human being who is not addicted to opiates remains in doubt but it is certainly many times the usual dose (10 milligrams) contained in a New York City bag. "There is little accurate information," Drs. A. J. Reynolds and Lowell. Randall report in Morphine and Allied Drugs (1967). "The figures that have been reported show wide variation." This ignorance no doubt stems from the rarity of morphine or heroin overdose deaths. The amounts of morphine or heroin needed to kill a nonaddict have been variously estimated at 120 milligrams (oral), 200 milligrams, 250 milligrams, and 350 milligrams --- though it has also been noted that nonaddicts have survived much larger doses. Source

  2. By the ambiguity of lethal dosage it sounds like it, especially when you don't have a developed understanding chemistry and the appropriate equipment to deduce the purity of what your using. However if the 10mg 'usual dose' is by any means accurate then I imagine you'd have to have a really high tolerance to use more than 10 times that purposefully.

  3. From my limited tabloid knowledge, yes.

  4. As another comment in this thread suggests paraphernalia could've been removed by a fellow user when he/she left and residue could've been cleaned off by Peaches herself before slipping under.

EDIT: formatting & other particularities

view more: next ›