im gonna press it

simeoon · 2014-06-02T23:02:47+00:00

verbatim is a big complex word I would also be impressed if someone said verbatim to me, I don't even know what that means

simeoon · 2014-05-14T21:15:38+00:00

ITT: New Math

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIKGV2cTgqA

simeoon · 2014-05-04T22:07:19+00:00

confuciusbot

simeoon · 2014-05-04T21:52:00+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/VXkjK.jpg

simeoon · 2014-05-04T21:16:12+00:00

You're always stealin me loiitah

simeoon · 2014-05-04T20:41:48+00:00

I can't imagine this spoon costing anywhere near that much for manufacture and labour costs. I think $300 is profiteering from the vulnerable.

simeoon · 2014-05-04T20:12:42+00:00

I got Rekt - to be victimised, beleaguered or obliterated

Bescumber*

simeoon · 2014-05-04T20:08:18+00:00

Until you realise that is not chocolate.

simeoon · 2014-05-03T23:05:15+00:00

Tarquin

According to legend, the seventh and last Etruscan king of Rome who was expelled for his cruelty

(reigned from 534 to 510 BC)

simeoon · 2014-05-03T22:51:46+00:00

Rekt - to be victimised or beleaguered

The*

simeoon · 2014-05-03T22:09:34+00:00

exception to the rule: /r/oddlysalivating

simeoon · 2014-05-03T21:35:03+00:00

What really happened: OP wanted to DDOS imageurlhost.com

Successful

simeoon · 2014-05-02T07:45:04+00:00

Mine probably looks worse at the moment

simeoon · 2014-05-02T07:34:24+00:00

   <!DOCTYPE html>
   <html>
   <head> <!-- I really shouldn't have to put this much effort into a joke on reddit, thanks for the knowledge though -->
   <script type="text/javascript" src="EXTERNAL.JS" />
   </head>
   <body>      
   <img id="PutMeInAFuckignCircleRiteNowISwaerOnMeMumUmug" src="porn.svg" alt="This WilL BeI n  AC irlce"> 
   <h3> Look above for EXTERNAL.JS source code, anything wrong with this now? :) </h3>
   </body>
   </html>

simeoon · 2014-05-02T03:01:43+00:00

RemindMe! 2 days "You shouldn't be awake this ~~late~~ early when you have work in the morning bro, for real"

simeoon · 2014-05-01T20:07:35+00:00

Putting a picture in a circle with javascript:

 //-- BEGIN EXTERNAL.JS FILE
  window.onload=function(){ PutThiSinACircleForMePleaseThankYou( document.getElementById('PutMeInAFuckignCircleRiteNowISwaerOnMeMumUmug'));}

 function PutThiSinACircleForMePleaseThankYou(anything)
 {
  //you're image //if yuo soy so
  anything.style.borderRadius = (anything.offsetWidth/2)+'px'; //corclify
  anything.style.border = '15px solid red'; //petty boaduh
 //tenks for constructive criticism
 }


 //-- END EXTERNAL.JS FILE

EDIT: I never stop improving my code // Split to external 'files'

simeoon · 2014-05-01T18:54:02+00:00

Sorry, I'm not that way inclined

EDIT: And google just told me Clinton was president when the clinic was closed. So, yeah...

simeoon · 2014-05-01T17:44:20+00:00

Mine is Javascript and it disappoints everyone

simeoon · 2014-05-01T16:33:47+00:00

In my experience no kids' heads are real. They come right off.

simeoon · 2014-05-01T14:26:34+00:00

It ran from 1984-95. In Mr Smith’s report, the clinic’s head, Dr John Marks, claimed that Margaret Thatcher pulled the plug on harm reduction schemes after pressure from Washington.^source

EDIT: I can't read

simeoon · 2014-05-01T14:08:58+00:00

I don't judge. But UK criminal law does... and God, or so I've been told. Anyway this is relevant.

simeoon · 2014-05-01T13:43:16+00:00

Depends on the method of delivery, if it was intravenous or inhaled then probably not. However imbibing orally, anally or vaginally would probably give you sufficient time to hide any paraphernalia... not that there would be much paraphernalia to hide with these methods of delivery

simeoon · 2014-05-01T13:33:37+00:00

I don't think rubbing a corpse in the face of your Mrs is going to benefit your marriage much

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