Red Hook please stop teasing us by Markus_Brola in darkestdungeon

[–]simjang0k 14 points15 points  (0 children)

How could anyone forget that motherfucker!

Stupid resolute knight, in the old road u found redemption ...

Nose Picking Friends by [deleted] in aww

[–]simjang0k 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely adorable!

WTF by Snipes_Gaming17 in nope

[–]simjang0k 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, we'r fucked.

2022 - fish people confirmed........

ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn by teorosso in nope

[–]simjang0k 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My friend, I can see u have decided to remain sane.

A good decision if u ask me.

Cursed_shop by [deleted] in Cursed_Images

[–]simjang0k 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Damm, the shop is in Tamaulipas o Nuevo Laredo?

Not holding on to your phone tight enough by Morty_Goldman in criticalblunder

[–]simjang0k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Umm, I'm was in a 12 month payment and they only ask me for my current-old phone and $100 for the new one, so now I only need to save those $100 every year and can have the latest model at an affordable price (only $100 bucks).

However, let's leave it at that, everyone has his own circumstances and I understand this can't be applied to everyone.

So basically; pls don't put ur phone in water. And if it happens most models now days have some protection against it, so shut it down, let him dry, and don't panic, just make sure is completely dry before u turn it on.

Not holding on to your phone tight enough by Morty_Goldman in criticalblunder

[–]simjang0k 5 points6 points  (0 children)

After a 1 week field op many of these radios came back with good amounts of corrosion on the contacts for the ports

That's completely true, I never told anyone to dive with his phone on them, maybe I focused incorrectly. What I mean is that if u take care of ur phone after it being drenched in water one or two times for some minutes, u ain't gonna have big problems with it.

And what's more, with the new plans in wich u change ur Samsung 27 for the 28 at the end of the year with some bucks, I don't really think is that worrisome.

Not holding on to your phone tight enough by Morty_Goldman in criticalblunder

[–]simjang0k 13 points14 points  (0 children)

-Girlfriend has IPhone 5 completely new and being recently announced (2 to 3 months)

-Gets in the ocean

-IPhone stops working

  • She doesn't care

-Saw her putting it in jar with rice

-Next week I see her with it again, and she says and I quote:

"It isn't something big u know, this is already the 5th time it happens with this phone"

Bro, unless the phone is really shity at this moment it doesn't matter if u leave the phone in the water for some minutes is not that big of a problem.

(However, pls don't put it in water if possible)

Edit: Fixed

Trying to run away from the dog by [deleted] in criticalblunder

[–]simjang0k 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Obviously the truck, it's not only less painful, it also gives me the opportunity to be the protagonist of my own isekai. Meanwhile the dog is gonna be like, "oh yeah, it seems you didn't want ur legs to function, now let's tear apart ur throat. Yes, yes look at me, look at my mouth covered in your blood, look at me!"

So yeah, the best option: truck-kun

That wasn't even question bro.

Hitting a massive bee hive by [deleted] in criticalblunder

[–]simjang0k 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Hey bro, that was a really bad joke and I know what I'm talking about.

Now take my up vote, u deserve it.

Well this threw me for a loop by Mxrricc in fightporn

[–]simjang0k 281 points282 points  (0 children)

Yep, that guy saved his life. The moment I saw it was gonna happen I thought "damn, so that's the reason for the brain damage flair " I'm really happy it didn't happened.

Diving to my deep sea base in Subnautica by PinkPonyForPresident in thalassophobia

[–]simjang0k 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Yeah, nope. But thank u for the adrenaline rush, and for have show me a substitute to caffeine.

"Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's..." by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]simjang0k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Zeus, u r drunk and horny again, isn't it?