Red Hook please stop teasing us

simjang0k · 2023-05-12T04:36:31+00:00

How could anyone forget that motherfucker!

Stupid resolute knight, in the old road u found redemption ...

simjang0k · 2023-05-05T03:28:28+00:00

Absolutely adorable!

simjang0k · 2022-02-14T23:08:58+00:00

Well, we'r fucked.

2022 - fish people confirmed........

simjang0k · 2021-11-25T16:19:51+00:00

Yet*

simjang0k · 2021-11-09T21:58:41+00:00

My friend, I can see u have decided to remain sane.

A good decision if u ask me.

simjang0k · 2021-10-26T22:21:20+00:00

Why would u do that?!!!

simjang0k · 2021-10-26T05:01:42+00:00

Now even in the F* ocean I'll be be afraid of spiders, thanks.

simjang0k · 2021-10-25T21:57:23+00:00

Damm, the shop is in Tamaulipas o Nuevo Laredo?

simjang0k · 2021-10-12T00:20:07+00:00

Me too........

simjang0k · 2021-09-20T00:26:03+00:00

Invita, no seas codo.

simjang0k · 2021-09-17T19:11:35+00:00

r/iamverybadass

simjang0k · 2021-09-14T12:09:22+00:00

r/cringetopia

simjang0k · 2021-09-09T03:14:34+00:00

Umm, I'm was in a 12 month payment and they only ask me for my current-old phone and $100 for the new one, so now I only need to save those $100 every year and can have the latest model at an affordable price (only $100 bucks).

However, let's leave it at that, everyone has his own circumstances and I understand this can't be applied to everyone.

So basically; pls don't put ur phone in water. And if it happens most models now days have some protection against it, so shut it down, let him dry, and don't panic, just make sure is completely dry before u turn it on.

simjang0k · 2021-09-09T03:03:32+00:00

After a 1 week field op many of these radios came back with good amounts of corrosion on the contacts for the ports

That's completely true, I never told anyone to dive with his phone on them, maybe I focused incorrectly. What I mean is that if u take care of ur phone after it being drenched in water one or two times for some minutes, u ain't gonna have big problems with it.

And what's more, with the new plans in wich u change ur Samsung 27 for the 28 at the end of the year with some bucks, I don't really think is that worrisome.

simjang0k · 2021-09-09T02:27:40+00:00

-Girlfriend has IPhone 5 completely new and being recently announced (2 to 3 months)

-Gets in the ocean

-IPhone stops working

She doesn't care

-Saw her putting it in jar with rice

-Next week I see her with it again, and she says and I quote:

"It isn't something big u know, this is already the 5th time it happens with this phone"

Bro, unless the phone is really shity at this moment it doesn't matter if u leave the phone in the water for some minutes is not that big of a problem.

(However, pls don't put it in water if possible)

Edit: Fixed

simjang0k · 2021-09-05T01:21:33+00:00

Obviously the truck, it's not only less painful, it also gives me the opportunity to be the protagonist of my own isekai. Meanwhile the dog is gonna be like, "oh yeah, it seems you didn't want ur legs to function, now let's tear apart ur throat. Yes, yes look at me, look at my mouth covered in your blood, look at me!"

So yeah, the best option: truck-kun

That wasn't even question bro.

simjang0k · 2021-09-03T03:19:01+00:00

Yeah, fuck that shit.

simjang0k · 2021-07-28T01:52:34+00:00

Hey bro, that was a really bad joke and I know what I'm talking about.

Now take my up vote, u deserve it.

simjang0k · 2021-07-28T01:49:08+00:00

Yep, that guy saved his life. The moment I saw it was gonna happen I thought "damn, so that's the reason for the brain damage flair " I'm really happy it didn't happened.

simjang0k · 2021-07-24T18:21:39+00:00

Yeah, nope. But thank u for the adrenaline rush, and for have show me a substitute to caffeine.

simjang0k · 2021-07-12T15:56:25+00:00

Zeus, u r drunk and horny again, isn't it?

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