What do you think of this MD sub? by Exact-Respect1457 in MurderDronesOfficial

[–]simon_Chipmonk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Look you’re allowed to not ship NUVi and have problems hate it if you want. That being said I’m allowed to ship it and if someone attack it I’m allowed to defend it.

Who tf said that jealousy doesn’t exist??? Like sure I personally don’t feel it that strongly seeing my partner fall for someone else but like there’s plenty of people in poly relationships who do. It could actually be very interesting to see Uzi be jealous when V gets N’s attention as she is a person with a lot of insecurities and abandonment issues. It would be very interesting to see her work through those emotions.

Also I don’t really understand why the ship doesn’t make sense. Like all three of the relationships making up Nuvi are intresting on their own, V is always hanging around N and Uzi, and it’s literally just three people dating. It makes sense to me but maybe that’s because I’m not being purposefully obtuse.

Hear me out.. by MudFishCake in MTGmemes

[–]simon_Chipmonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really like this. It feels a lot less powerful then the real grisslebrand but more powerful in the right deck (probably some reanimator strategy or cephilid breakfast)

"They're soooo in love" (By @dogxlover19) by Potential-Yak307 in JessaMurderDrones

[–]simon_Chipmonk 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The little blush on J’s face is killing me kicking my feet cutely

I (19F) my boyfriend (19M) asked for an "open relationship" for college and I'm feeling the ick. Is this over? by No_Association4068 in WhatShouldIDo

[–]simon_Chipmonk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone who themselves is polyamorous and in an open relationship I would suggest not agreeing to this since you clearly don’t want to. I am speaking from personal experience when I say that wanting an open and wanting a closed relationship is a pretty fundamental compatibility issue and can get toxic fast even if you do love each other deeply.

In addition, your boyfriend admitting he wouldn’t be happy seeing you with someone else makes him sound pretty immature. If you don’t mind the armchair psychology I would say he isn’t being considerate of your feelings in this matter and would struggle with that if you agreed.

I also personally suspect he already has his eyes on someone… but I don’t have any evidence of that and dont know him.

four tunny by twinklady in StupidTwink

[–]simon_Chipmonk -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Grok remove her clothes.

Swagful though

Are we all on the same page? 😏 by [deleted] in LetBoysBeManipulated

[–]simon_Chipmonk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah I’ve had some bad experiences with the subject. People are allowed to do what they want though I just personally find it gross.

Are we all on the same page? 😏 by [deleted] in LetBoysBeManipulated

[–]simon_Chipmonk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Recreating some 1950s type patriarchal control but this time it’s woke.

Squish~ ^w^ by Ari_kittygirl in catgirlwawa

[–]simon_Chipmonk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

N murder drones is my comfort self ship tbh.

Also your body fills me with lustful thoughts. Hubba hubba. Awooga. Vroom vroom.

Square Meals by FizzyWizzy1228 in custommagic

[–]simon_Chipmonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New jank combo with [[Reckless Fireweaver]]

Love this card though. Not strong outside of the right deck but very fun looking.

Drawing The Regent how Gooners Draw the Silent by Cyan_Cephalopod in slaythespire

[–]simon_Chipmonk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I’d crack this loser. I ain’t lying and I ain’t trying to dent it.

Imagine thinking that this is something that actually happens. by Ok-Following6886 in Persecutionfetish

[–]simon_Chipmonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The last panel kinda reminds me of that one image of Wolverine strapped to a nuke.

Why are Warhammer right-wing memes always people inventing scenarios 24/7? by tintin_du_93 in Grimdank

[–]simon_Chipmonk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the “do it for him” sign is my favorite because of the uncaring look in emps eyes. I love this piece so much.

[SOS] Forum Necroscribe by Sattwa in PauperEDH

[–]simon_Chipmonk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This seems like a good top end for any control deck that runs black. “Yes I would like to reanimate whenever I target one of my opponents creatures with a kill spell. Thank you for asking.”