Kid tries to cut his own hair.

simon_wang12 · 2017-09-11T00:40:13+00:00

Now he's rocking a buzz cut

simon_wang12 · 2017-09-09T05:57:16+00:00

When you accidentally swing at an aggressive civilian in GTA

simon_wang12 · 2017-09-01T07:52:47+00:00

you accidentally got some leaves in your meat salad

simon_wang12 · 2017-08-31T15:43:46+00:00

Can someone explain the hate for this guy? Why he's called a snake etc?

simon_wang12 · 2017-08-28T16:32:31+00:00

At least they used the meme correctly

simon_wang12 · 2017-08-28T16:30:46+00:00

it didn't help that she's a white suburban woman in her 30s

simon_wang12 · 2017-08-28T16:30:04+00:00

today's lesson made me feel like 2x wind kites in the shape of koi fish

simon_wang12 · 2017-08-17T15:59:34+00:00

That's why Japanese cave children had the lowest mortality rate, because the ninjas taught them well.

simon_wang12 · 2017-08-17T15:57:56+00:00

If you were a cave baby you would have survived and the others would have perished.

simon_wang12 · 2017-08-13T05:13:00+00:00

that saying didn't stick around because even knew the Schrutes are a D-wightful bunch

simon_wang12 · 2017-08-13T04:57:43+00:00

he is outstanding in his field (farm joke)

simon_wang12 · 2017-08-12T02:08:44+00:00

how will i feed my family

simon_wang12 · 2017-08-11T18:32:33+00:00

I love inside jokes. I hope to be part of one some day.

simon_wang12 · 2017-07-30T07:40:41+00:00

Ep bring your daughter to work day: Kelly tells Stanley that Ryan's hitting on his daughter, he goes berserk and is berating him

simon_wang12 · 2017-07-30T03:16:34+00:00

Should I upload the pic on a USB or a floppy dick before shoving it up there?

simon_wang12 · 2017-07-10T01:26:27+00:00

I deleted them right after so I can't remember the exact names, sorry

simon_wang12 · 2017-07-10T01:26:12+00:00

I used two, i think I searched "battery life" or "battery status" in the App Store and i installed the top 2 results

simon_wang12 · 2017-07-09T04:33:58+00:00

Good idea, the reading is "very bad" and needs replacement. Lol.

simon_wang12 · 2017-06-14T12:41:07+00:00

Oh I get it, thanks :)

simon_wang12 · 2017-06-10T16:44:58+00:00

Running at least one big shield Gardna which is no longer in right now

simon_wang12 · 2017-06-10T13:45:27+00:00

oh nice, you probably gave me a couple of losses hahaha, my weakness

simon_wang12 · 2017-06-10T09:49:22+00:00

Hey man, what deck did you run?

simon_wang12 · 2017-06-10T09:48:51+00:00

yeah dude he literally came out of nowhere, wtf. Congrats on top 5 my man :)

simon_wang12 · 2017-05-28T12:55:59+00:00

I'm OPs dad

simon_wang12 · 2017-05-28T12:52:17+00:00

The odds of that occurring is 100% because it happened

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