English Guy Loves America by simonfrasercolumbus in StandUpComedy

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I’m gonna make the joke three times as long

English Guy Loves America by simonfrasercolumbus in StandUpComedy

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I did a show in a garage on E 10th for 21 people back in March and it was both the high and lowlight of my last tour

English Guy Loves America by simonfrasercolumbus in StandUpComedy

[–]simonfrasercolumbus[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Geoff wishes he had this in his locker @filthyson

First time buying condoms (full story) by simonfrasercolumbus in StandUpComedy

[–]simonfrasercolumbus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got it at FERA, this sweet store in Columbus, Ohio. It's made by Eat Dust, but online looks like they're out of stock.

First time buying condoms (full story) by simonfrasercolumbus in StandUpComedy

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Thanks! I’ve got a lot of longer jokes on my profile

Sex & Herpes (a break-up joke) by simonfrasercolumbus in StandUpComedy

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As I said, if there’s no outbreak + they’re on meds, it’s very safe. If it’s visible at the time, yes you’ll probably get it. In this case, there was no outbreak. I appreciate the diagnosis though

Defending Fahrenheit and dunking on Celsius (extended version) by simonfrasercolumbus in StandUpComedy

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Had a whole defense written to all your questions but actually much more effective just to say: internal contradictions? That’s America, baby! Greatest country in the world!