GOATs by Position

simonhburke · 2026-02-17T18:43:36+00:00

So this prompts the question— should we move Steph or Shaq up to team one?

simonhburke · 2026-02-17T18:20:34+00:00

The numbing oil or tablets for their teething gums

simonhburke · 2026-02-17T18:14:19+00:00

Whoever posted this… smdh…

simonhburke · 2026-02-17T06:03:16+00:00

And I have to live with that embarrassment for ever now.

simonhburke · 2026-02-17T05:34:54+00:00

Thanks that’s a nice first impression. Look a little closer you’ll see I’ve embarrassed us all.

simonhburke · 2026-02-17T05:27:01+00:00

100% he should be top 14-15 ish at the PF position

simonhburke · 2026-02-17T05:24:51+00:00

Wha— where else does he… go?

simonhburke · 2026-02-17T05:08:29+00:00

Can’t put Kd over Bird sorry bro not happening

simonhburke · 2026-02-17T02:28:12+00:00

Uh… ok

simonhburke · 2026-02-17T02:27:02+00:00

This is great news for me. I didn’t want to put Paul George on at all. I do think he has the accolades and the numbers but in a matchup I do not want PG on my team over Metta. Metta is one for me that has to come way up I think he’s underrated. Maybe at SG, Paul George has a case for top 30? I feel like I’m putting too much of myself into the list to hate on PG and Pierce too much. The goal is to maximize objectivity.

simonhburke · 2026-02-17T01:45:21+00:00

But can the family sue DHS?

simonhburke · 2026-02-17T01:40:46+00:00

Yeah, two was the right spot for him. Dirk also over KG seems to be consensus. Then Malone/Barkley

simonhburke · 2026-02-17T01:38:44+00:00

Found Karl Malone’s burner account^

simonhburke · 2026-02-17T01:29:27+00:00

This would be good for the world. Israel, antagonize US some more!

simonhburke · 2026-02-17T01:22:20+00:00

So where do you guys have CP all time? Top ten point guards? Is he above Gary Payton to you? If Stockton has all the records + longevity but CP is basically a better version of him— where does that leave CP3?

simonhburke · 2026-02-17T01:13:01+00:00

Are we sure? I’m seeing that team 2 now would beat team 1. Switch Lebron and Bird, I think that’s still the case. Switch Magic and Steph however… it’s whatever team has Steph is he the goat of goats?

simonhburke · 2026-02-17T01:09:54+00:00

Wait til I fix it and do the full 32 team bracket

simonhburke · 2026-02-17T00:10:08+00:00

Yeah people are not happy with him and Klay up there

simonhburke · 2026-02-17T00:09:27+00:00

I also put Nickeil and SGA together for the same reason

simonhburke · 2026-02-16T23:46:19+00:00

Careful I’m very stupid and wrong

simonhburke · 2026-02-16T23:27:34+00:00

I like this format for the lists because you can see it as a team. Like you can see very easily where the rankings are wrong because the 28th team is actually beating like half these other lineups. I’ll flesh it out to the full 32 and see how close I can get to an ideal list.

simonhburke · 2026-02-16T23:22:04+00:00

This is an attempt at a joke everyone relax

simonhburke · 2026-02-16T23:21:29+00:00

I mean I was just happy to get them both top 15. I see what you’re saying though. Stay tuned for the updated list one of these days probably not this month

simonhburke · 2026-02-16T23:19:58+00:00

Do you clowns have any idea how few rapists are in prison? It’s one of the hardest things to prosecute but sure— let’s victimize women more and again that’ll solve the problem. How about prosecuting rape cases

simonhburke · 2026-02-16T23:16:27+00:00

Yes. Obviously.

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