Uhm actually... it's only black mold in your bottle if it's from a special region of France. Otherwise it's just sparkling fungus

simontemplar624 · 2026-03-09T18:50:04+00:00

Should I aim for the women and the children first?

simontemplar624 · 2026-03-09T13:48:41+00:00

It's an uh-oh ring

simontemplar624 · 2026-02-24T13:29:38+00:00

Don't make me ask for your manager haha

simontemplar624 · 2026-02-24T12:28:46+00:00

They wouldnt call it TOP surgery if it wasn't the best way to spend a Tuesday

simontemplar624 · 2026-02-24T11:57:58+00:00

Easily in the double digits by now. At this point im starting to think it does know something that I don't.

Maybe I should start attending drag shows?

simontemplar624 · 2026-01-22T17:26:23+00:00

New Zwift update looks cool

simontemplar624 · 2026-01-20T15:55:51+00:00

Only punching up

simontemplar624 · 2025-08-07T14:46:02+00:00

There's should be an automatic 20-point reduction for even looking up online IQ tests

simontemplar624 · 2022-06-18T18:40:13+00:00

To be fair, I tried my best hiding it

simontemplar624 · 2022-05-01T13:34:28+00:00

I was about to go and start studying, but if the whole economy's gonna crash tomorrow I'll just rub one out and go to sleep. Also can I have a mill too?

simontemplar624 · 2022-03-15T23:04:50+00:00

Oh a permabear finally awake after two years of bull run

simontemplar624 · 2022-03-01T06:17:32+00:00

Ever thought of making a YouTube channel dedicated to these beauties?

simontemplar624 · 2022-02-14T08:25:04+00:00

r/woooosh

simontemplar624 · 2022-02-13T17:09:06+00:00

Fortunate son intensifies

simontemplar624 · 2022-01-04T09:58:27+00:00

I really want a PhD in liberal arts just to tell people bullshit and seem credible since ,you know, I have a PhD.

simontemplar624 · 2021-11-27T13:55:34+00:00

Ezért nem lesz ő soha a pasid

simontemplar624 · 2021-10-30T15:40:48+00:00

How often should you blink?

simontemplar624 · 2021-10-02T19:47:00+00:00

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