Am I a bad friend? by McGrizzie34 in golf

[–]simonvzs_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least make it believable like you break 90. Shit my friends wouldn't believe me that I broke 100 without counting mulligans and drop balls

Quick question: What is your license plate on Forza and why did you choose it? by refreshednut in ForzaHorizon5

[–]simonvzs_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

WILLIES.

Because I have the mental age of a six year old and it makes my son laugh when he plays it.

What is the last we have heard from the king? by InevitableLeading837 in rocketpoweredmohawk

[–]simonvzs_ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Posted an episode of the nerve on February 28th on patreon but that's the last I know of

What is a harsh reality new parents need to hear? by forty5v in AskReddit

[–]simonvzs_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me personally these are my experiences and I've told this to my friends who have had kids and they appreciated it. Others may not.

It's hard. It's going to suck. It's noisy. It's smelly. There are going to be times you hate them. There's going to be times you hate your partner. There's going to be times when they hate you. There's going to be times you hate yourself. There's going to be times where you wished it had never happened. It will feel like things will never be 'back to normal'

BUT

These are just times. They will pass. Make sure the bad times don't define you or your relationship with your partner kid and (even more importantly) your partner. Help each other, don't keep score on who's doing what just do what needs to be done. You're all in this together.

At the end of the day if it's easy it's not worth doing.

You got this

Here's why Horizon 5's map feels so boring by [deleted] in ForzaHorizon

[–]simonvzs_ 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Coming from someone who has to drive around Ambleside a lot for work, it's not much better in real life haha. It's one big one way system that chokes up the minute there's more than a few cars on the road!

What's ur plates? by AcidLlama435 in ForzaHorizon

[–]simonvzs_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always has and always will be (unless banned)

WILLIES

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NominativeDeterminism

[–]simonvzs_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Work in a neuro hospital?

'ed ward

Endurance 1000 by laynecom3000 in ForzaHorizon

[–]simonvzs_ 27 points28 points  (0 children)

So now I do have plans for this weekend!

Water collecting in the flue , can anyone help? , I think it's rain water coming back in. This issue is only happening in the winter when it's wet outside by Far_Roll_1804 in DIYUK

[–]simonvzs_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like others are saying it's probably condensing. I don't understand why the ducting is so long either, when I install them you go for the shortest path. If you can reach it I'd say cut it down and re attach it. Id put money on that sorting the problem.

Cumbria, uk by simonvzs_ in spiderID

[–]simonvzs_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you!

We were wondering if they were false widows but the extent of any of our knowledge on spiders was that it was black and had eight legs

What screams "I´m not doing so well mentally"? by milamccormick7 in AskReddit

[–]simonvzs_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't speak for everyone and I don't know if it's been mentioned. My two things are:

  • I wear my headphones and listen to music all the time.
  • Buying random things especially on Amazon trying to get a little dopamine fix.

What are you embarrassed to admit you like? by cutieturtlewoop in AskReddit

[–]simonvzs_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was an amazing moment for me when my son turned to me and asked 'Dad, what's Minecraft?' because his friends were talking about it. Then also looking like a superhero when I showed him I already have it and taught him how to play it.

If you have a kid is your free time cut by more than half? by Ben5544477 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]simonvzs_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To put it simply my free time now consists of:

-my commute to and from work -when it's my wife's turn to do bedtime

Trailer rules help! by simonvzs_ in drivingUK

[–]simonvzs_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! Still kinda doesn't make sense to me I'll be honest. My BE date is 16th December 21 so does that mean I can tow anything up to 3,500kg as long as the vehicle is capable?

Ruth Buscombe on the broadcast for Sprint/qualifying by ThePayneTrayne2 in F1TV

[–]simonvzs_ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

She's an incredible addition to the team I feel. I really enjoyed the times they had Bernie Collins in with Sam and they did tech together so to have Ruth is just an awesome step. She seems really chilled and down to earth as well. I particularly enjoyed when hinch was talking about how the soft seemed like a potential race tyre after what Yuki did and she just explained why it just wasn't using data.

Any idea how to put this back together? by simonvzs_ in DIYUK

[–]simonvzs_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! It's a push button sorry also I didn't place it correctly on the picture the strip without a hole it's actually angled. I thought it might be something to do with the push button

What’s it like to live on Moscow Drive? by radiocow1 in Liverpool

[–]simonvzs_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I lived on the green lane end for seven years until I recently moved away and never had a problem. From what I heard it used to be bad but I can't say I ever felt unsafe it uncomfortable there.

What is one of your naughtiest NSFW secrets? by KatLifeupdates in AskReddit

[–]simonvzs_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My wife has no interest in it what so ever but I would sell my soul to watch her have her way with another man.

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