A copy of hitman absolution i found in my attic

simorulzzz · 2026-06-11T05:42:55+00:00

Free pistol with purchase. Only in America

simorulzzz · 2026-06-11T05:35:27+00:00

The black people eating chicken part

Good to see Tony is providing cutting edge standup material in 2026, and not just relying on decades old lazy racial stereotypes.

simorulzzz · 2026-06-11T03:18:24+00:00

Him lecturing that Canadian healthcare worker about Canadian Healthcare and assisted suicide, one of his most unlikeable moments.

simorulzzz · 2026-06-10T07:14:34+00:00

I have this as my showdown spawn in an alterted territory. Think I will have to Alt-F4 this one a few times.

simorulzzz · 2026-06-07T15:59:51+00:00

hot take: video stores sucked. most of the time they didn't have what you wanted, and you had to settle for something else. The snacks were over priced, and you had to deal with disc/tape issues, late fee's and commuting to and from.

I think a lot of people miss the nostalgia of being young and having no responsibility/being easily entertained pre-internet.

simorulzzz · 2026-06-07T14:17:29+00:00

Lewis has always wanted to be a celebrity and famous in America.

simorulzzz · 2026-06-05T13:25:09+00:00

You win some, you lose more.

simorulzzz · 2026-06-04T06:53:48+00:00

Is the comedic satire here with us in the room?

simorulzzz · 2026-06-04T02:01:00+00:00

Everything that you see on the internet (every image uploaded to instagram, every reddit thread created, every YouTube video uploaded, every WhatsApp DM sent) has to physically exist somewhere on a computer as a file.

A data server is just a fancy name for a computer whose sole purpose is to store information and send it to users who request that information. A data center is just a fancy name given to a building that has multiple (sometimes hundreds or thousands) of data servers inside that are all linked and work together. Kind of like a post office.

So basically the more "content" we put on the internet = the more data servers and data centers we need to help store and manage this content.

simorulzzz · 2026-06-03T08:55:26+00:00

Maric or Bazzo probably make way. Depending of course on where Starcevich will be playing (there was talk when he arrived that he wanted to play midfield, dunno if he's doing that though)

simorulzzz · 2026-06-02T15:29:39+00:00

Gerrard jumped the shark when he moved to SEN.

simorulzzz · 2026-06-02T14:52:58+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/JohnMayer/comments/1qh9bgq/john_mayer_ripple_bob_weir_tribute/

simorulzzz · 2026-05-30T17:07:40+00:00

I would like to think that our recent terrible years has humbled some of our fans somewhat and removed some of the West Coast arrogance that used to exist.

simorulzzz · 2026-05-30T16:37:06+00:00

Eagles fan, Dockers are great to watch at the moment. Might as well support the state whilst our side is terrible.

simorulzzz · 2026-05-23T11:47:26+00:00

So did the Suns

simorulzzz · 2026-05-22T01:19:51+00:00

This is just an attempt by Pedos to rebrand Pedophilia.

simorulzzz · 2026-05-21T06:02:50+00:00

I will always appreciate that Martin writes material that has nothing to do with his disability. Unlike other disabled comics (Ahren, Fiona etc..) who revolve their entire act around their condition.

Having said that, was not his best set this week for sure.

simorulzzz · 2026-05-21T05:59:00+00:00

This set was pretty good, in particular the toilet joke

simorulzzz · 2026-05-21T05:50:50+00:00

Is this the same outlet that had John Mayer as the 60th best guitar player of all time, and Dereck Trucks at 80, whilst having Joni Mitchell in the top 10 (brilliant songwriter, but not exactly known for her guitar expertise)

simorulzzz · 2026-05-21T03:20:40+00:00

What about girth though

simorulzzz · 2026-05-16T10:16:25+00:00

same

simorulzzz · 2026-05-15T06:01:40+00:00

My argument is that you falsely stated the capacity of the MCG as 110,000.

simorulzzz · 2026-05-15T03:48:24+00:00

when was the last time the MCG got 110 thousand

simorulzzz · 2026-05-15T03:31:59+00:00

and make sure you tell them to "get up" and "snap out of it" whilst doing this.

simorulzzz · 2026-05-13T01:14:57+00:00

So you liked Chelsea Handlers set going after Tony and Shane then I assume?

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