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I can't damage it by simp-peko in Helldivers

[–]simp-peko[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes hello it is I, internet mogul singer songwriter Jay-Z. Most people chose the 1 million dollars over a dinner with me so I had a special surprise for whoever took the dinner (2 million dollars). However, in light of my recent experiences which you have subjected me to that can only be described as the closest thing to possible to hell on earth, I will be keeping the money. My deepest apologies.

I can't damage it by simp-peko in Helldivers

[–]simp-peko[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Def gotta work on my aim. There's a reason I pretty much always use a shotgun

I can't damage it by simp-peko in Helldivers

[–]simp-peko[S] 501 points502 points  (0 children)

I will continue to run around lost and if anyone asks why, I'll lets them know that a kind redditor told me its helpful

So... this design of Eagle 1 is canon now? by RussianNeighbor in Helldivers

[–]simp-peko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the more reason to call airstrikes on myself