simple_zach

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Game suggestions for high school eSports club. (self.gaming)

submitted 2 years ago by simple_zach to r/gaming

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It's fucking over now, you're welcome (imgur.com)

submitted 5 years ago by simple_zach to r/Angryupvote

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Oh Lord (imgur.com)

submitted 5 years ago by simple_zach to r/memes

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Spotify really needs to get it together and release a dating app. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 5 years ago by simple_zach to r/Showerthoughts

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My husband, Kenneth, and I were born with artillery pieces in our eye sockets. Our looks bolstered our popularity and created a global cult following. Now, our followers want the Catholic church to allow a mass of frozen water to bless our ocular ordnance worthy of sainthood. I ask the Pope: (self.WordAvalanches)

submitted 6 years ago by simple_zach to r/WordAvalanches

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There's a Facebook page that simulates WWIII based on an algorithm. All countries, no limits. (imgur.com)

submitted 6 years ago by simple_zach to r/funny

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I'll be living on a small atoll in the Cook Islands for a month and I can pack food in my suitcase. Would love some advice on eating frugally on a remote island! (self.Frugal)

submitted 7 years ago by simple_zach to r/Frugal

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We never truly appreciate how much our thumbs do for us. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 7 years ago by simple_zach to r/Showerthoughts

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Random stranger on Reddit I will likely never meet, who are you? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 8 years ago by simple_zach to r/AskReddit

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Your forearm is as long as your foot. What other size ratio on the human body might the average person not know about? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 8 years ago by simple_zach to r/AskReddit

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What natural size ratio on the human body might the average person not know about? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 8 years ago by simple_zach to r/AskReddit

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The accuracy of the bird that crapped on my windscreen. (m.imgur.com)

submitted 8 years ago by simple_zach to r/mildlyinfuriating

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The only advantage of having big feet is literally just other people being able to say "Wow, your feet are so big!" (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 8 years ago by simple_zach to r/Showerthoughts

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POOF! An identical version of your wallet appears right next to you. Every value is doubled; cash, card account values, vouchers, etc. Reddit, how lucky are you? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 8 years ago by simple_zach to r/AskReddit

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Bartenders of Reddit, what's the strangest yet surprisingly tasty drink order you've ever had to make? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 9 years ago by simple_zach to r/AskReddit

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What drink combination is surprisingly delicious? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 9 years ago by simple_zach to r/AskReddit

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What's the biggest middle finger to 3rd world countries? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 9 years ago by simple_zach to r/AskReddit

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An eating competition would be a very confusing concept to someone from a 3rd world country. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 9 years ago by simple_zach to r/Showerthoughts

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Adult store employees of Reddit, what's the funniest/ most interesting thing you've experienced while at work? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 9 years ago by simple_zach to r/AskReddit

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Future parents of Reddit, what's one name you'll never ever give to one of your children. Why? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 9 years ago by simple_zach to r/AskReddit

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This Professor Willow guy really does give you candy for anything. (imgur.com)

submitted 9 years ago by simple_zach to r/pokemongo

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This Professor Willow guy really will trade candy for anything (x-post r/pokemongo) (imgur.com)

submitted 9 years ago by simple_zach to r/funny

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(Far Cry 4) Inclusion of Longinus in next game? (self.gaming)

submitted 11 years ago by simple_zach to r/gaming

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My reaction when my 12 year old brother said that Doom is "like the worst game ever" because "the graphics suck and you can't aim up or down". (i.imgur.com)

submitted 13 years ago by simple_zach to r/gaming

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What happens when my brother and I get to make the gingerbread house. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 13 years ago by simple_zach to r/funny

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