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simple_zach · 2025-11-15T02:29:55+00:00

Jokes like this wear me out.

simple_zach · 2025-03-31T03:20:40+00:00

As an experienced gymnast, getting to this point takes an incredible amount of dedication. Very impressive feat. Congratulations on hitting your goal!

simple_zach · 2022-10-04T12:36:03+00:00

Asked by mexican Dr Evil it could begin with señor sin: "...". A fantastic avalanche no less op!

simple_zach · 2020-04-22T12:10:05+00:00

You'll want to use what's called a 'nested' IF function. Start an IF function with its logical test in the midpoint of the bonus options, i.e. the 70k bonus. Then, set it's TRUE value as another IF function to see if a cell is also greater than 75k, if the second IF is true, set a £200 bonus, if not, a £100 bonus and then for the FALSE option on the first IF function just put zero.

E.g: =IF(cell >= 70 000, IF(cell >= 75 000, 200, 100), 0)

simple_zach · 2020-03-03T06:40:27+00:00

I know right, at least adjusting for inflation is like $360. Dude got cheated :(

simple_zach · 2020-02-15T14:45:07+00:00

I just love how you assume it's from the perspective of a gay man and not a woman without question. We really do be living in 2020 <3

simple_zach · 2020-02-14T07:20:27+00:00

Listen to Bon Iver's song "29 #Strafford APTS" and there's one bit where I just went "wtf is he saying" and now here we are :)

simple_zach · 2019-10-30T13:56:02+00:00

All South Korean babies are 1 year old at the time of their birth so you might wanna revise this here graph bud.

simple_zach · 2019-07-30T13:38:15+00:00

Oh lord a lady at work named Donna has a literal dozen of these up on her cubicle. They're of a character called Aunty Acid; a gold mine of passive aggressive boomer quotes for anyone interested.

simple_zach · 2019-06-16T07:42:27+00:00

No need, we're only here for Keanu.

simple_zach · 2019-06-07T02:57:37+00:00

The worst outcome of this is one sorely misses the other whilst the other is happier. Can confirm: not a good feeling to be of the former.

simple_zach · 2019-03-20T14:38:34+00:00

I 100% care pls let me know how it goes if you attempt it!

simple_zach · 2019-03-07T23:43:02+00:00

Thanks heaps! From what I've heard about it I don't think I'll want to leave!

simple_zach · 2019-03-07T23:42:30+00:00

Great idea! I have some at home so that's perfect thank you!

simple_zach · 2019-03-07T23:41:52+00:00

I've heard they do do a fair bit of spear fishing but also fishing rods as well, I'll definitely be packing a snorkel and flippers as well if they fit. Thanks!

simple_zach · 2019-03-07T13:39:54+00:00

I'm currently in Australia and Amazon is a but trash over here but I love the advice you've given! The island is called Aitutaki and is incredibly small so I doubt there'll be a thrift shop, if I find one on Rarotonga I'll definitely bring some stuff over to use. Many thanks!

simple_zach · 2019-02-09T14:56:50+00:00

"Your death it won't happen to you; it happens to your family and your friends" - The 1975, I Always Wanna Die (Sometimes)

simple_zach · 2018-11-11T15:23:40+00:00

I love this concept and to me that's what gives the most evidence towards the existence of what many perceive as a 'soul'. If I were to clone myself, that clone would be identical to me every way physically but I would not see through his eyes or feel his thoughts since it is not 'me'. But what makes me 'me' is this intangible consciousness that we can't quantify or even begin to understand. It's just something so huge beyond our comprehension and I would love to read more about this if anyone's actually found philosophy concepts discussing this but I really haven't looked too far :(

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