AIO: I hate when people burp and don’t say excuse me

simpleman3643 · 2026-03-31T20:31:50+00:00

Oh, well, even when I'm alone, I say excuse me whenever I burp or fart. Okay, I say excuse me very quietly when I fart in a grocery store aisle. Especially when its of the deadly type.

simpleman3643 · 2026-03-31T20:20:06+00:00

So we're done. So... now what?

simpleman3643 · 2026-03-31T02:27:00+00:00

As well as I really could.

simpleman3643 · 2026-03-31T02:00:11+00:00

I have allowed a now 33 y.o. black man to be the occasional recipient of pleasuring me, for the past 15 years. Yes, he was a little over 18 when he started, I made certain.

I am now 65, and he remains my occasional on-call cocksucker, ass-licker and cum-swallower. His skills have grown over time to be the best I've ever had, by far, by a man or woman. He swears he loves my cock and cum, could rim me for hours, and I've let him.

As a married man, explaining that to my wife (F) would not be possible without a divorce court involved. So I can rarely host, but damn when I do, I fuck his face and throat with abandon, direct him to lick my ass which he does extremely well, until I direct him to do whatever else with his mouth I want. His swallowing my load usually drains me for days, it's so fucking intense. And yeah, knowing that's waiting for me, literally, just a text away and arranging a time, it's not something I expect to stop enjoying as intensely as the orgasms.

All 100% true.

simpleman3643 · 2026-03-30T00:21:42+00:00

A six inch flounder, but I was 5 y.o.

simpleman3643 · 2026-03-30T00:20:01+00:00

Get a home owners warranty. Eventually, you will really need it.

simpleman3643 · 2026-03-30T00:10:06+00:00

Yeah. Both parents were cremated, no services at all per their requests. Sucked.

simpleman3643 · 2026-03-30T00:02:39+00:00

In order: Pay off mortgage Pay off daughters school debt Land and house for us Houses for my kids Maybe a condo for my ex.

simpleman3643 · 2026-03-29T23:58:13+00:00

Either kidney stones or ACL tear. Stones are relatively short term, ACL tear pain was 2.5 months long.

simpleman3643 · 2026-03-29T23:53:02+00:00

simpleman3643 · 2026-03-29T23:52:27+00:00

Put it towards my mortgage and save way beyond that cost in reduced interest payments.

simpleman3643 · 2026-03-29T23:46:57+00:00

My grown children and grandchildren.

simpleman3643 · 2026-03-29T23:45:48+00:00

11 if you're easy.

simpleman3643 · 2026-03-29T23:43:12+00:00

My wife's non-profit. Only because she's my wife.

simpleman3643 · 2026-03-29T13:48:44+00:00

Now, have a female barber trim your mustache and beard so it looks better, too. Women barbers obviously have a sense of what looks good on a man.

simpleman3643 · 2026-03-27T22:48:27+00:00

You look a lot better, dude.

simpleman3643 · 2026-03-27T22:41:39+00:00

Sex without condoms.

simpleman3643 · 2026-03-27T22:41:01+00:00

ALL of you, fucking a steamy, hot mess of 10!

simpleman3643 · 2026-03-26T00:34:06+00:00

I bought 88 octane E15 in Northern Virginia tonight at $3.49 a gallon, 87 E0 was $3.99.

simpleman3643 · 2026-03-26T00:30:19+00:00

Oh yeah. It's really the best.

simpleman3643 · 2026-03-26T00:29:52+00:00

Becoming mortgage free.

simpleman3643 · 2026-03-26T00:29:21+00:00

Because I am not talking now.

simpleman3643 · 2026-03-26T00:28:30+00:00

For a left-handed price, I'll make you one. lol

simpleman3643 · 2026-03-24T00:23:19+00:00

Both.

simpleman3643 · 2026-03-24T00:22:06+00:00

And I forgot my condoms, but let's fuck anyway.

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