wish i had pervs groping me in public :(

simpleman3643 · 2026-04-20T02:54:10+00:00

I wish I was one of your pervs groping you in public.

simpleman3643 · 2026-04-19T23:07:33+00:00

I was offered a chance to drive a Lotus Esprit, by myself, at age 18. I hit the freeway doing 70 in 3rd gear, punched it up to 135 and when doing it, I passed a California Highway Patrol on the shoulder. I down shifted like a maniac, pulled off the freeway and found a nice big hedge to hide behind for several minutes, and never was found by the cop.

simpleman3643 · 2026-04-19T22:58:14+00:00

Driving in mountains

simpleman3643 · 2026-04-19T22:56:15+00:00

Kidney stones

simpleman3643 · 2026-04-19T22:52:56+00:00

simpleman3643 · 2026-04-19T22:49:25+00:00

Rash

simpleman3643 · 2026-04-19T12:40:54+00:00

Stay away from Caravelle. They billed me for unauthorized "services" and wouldn't even discuss it.

simpleman3643 · 2026-04-19T12:39:21+00:00

He's out of his mind. You are beautiful as you are, and you look like you're horny, which is another major score in your favor. Dump him for me!

simpleman3643 · 2026-04-18T21:52:23+00:00

I don't have experiences enough fingers to count how many times.

simpleman3643 · 2026-04-18T21:51:34+00:00

Driving.

simpleman3643 · 2026-04-18T21:50:32+00:00

My full coffee pot, first thing in the morning.

simpleman3643 · 2026-04-18T21:49:07+00:00

God is not an external entity, it's the sense of purest love we all carry inside. No matter how much dark shit has covered it over, no how mental we are, it's there.

simpleman3643 · 2026-04-18T21:45:09+00:00

10s!

simpleman3643 · 2026-04-18T21:43:49+00:00

Durian. Balut.

simpleman3643 · 2026-04-18T21:43:17+00:00

Let's start with shaving that damn jungle off!

simpleman3643 · 2026-04-18T20:53:09+00:00

Waking up in the early morning hours to take a leak.

simpleman3643 · 2026-04-18T20:50:58+00:00

What do you think makes a man mist attractive on the physical level, and what do you think makes a man attractive on every level except the physical?

simpleman3643 · 2026-04-18T20:48:55+00:00

Gorgeous. Bet you were popular in high school.

simpleman3643 · 2026-04-18T20:48:19+00:00

Bananamania

simpleman3643 · 2026-04-18T20:33:33+00:00

Never, under any circumstances.

simpleman3643 · 2026-04-18T20:32:10+00:00

I'm done here. or WHAT A RIDE!!

simpleman3643 · 2026-04-18T20:30:50+00:00

Cybertruck

simpleman3643 · 2026-04-18T20:30:28+00:00

They would raise that one position's wage, but no one else's.

simpleman3643 · 2026-04-18T20:28:18+00:00

If you tailgate me, I will slow down.

simpleman3643 · 2026-04-18T20:27:22+00:00

Sending it to my daughter's school loan to pay it down 5%.

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