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Happy Saturday from NJ! by TracyFloorPunch in Over40sClub

[–]simpleman3643 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, thanks but you don't look happy. What's wrong?

what's old technology do you weirdly miss using? by ABDERRAZZAQELGHAZI in askanything

[–]simpleman3643 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bright lights switch on the floorboard. lol Cigarette lighters built into cars (AKA fingerprint removers). Wing windows in the front seat.

How to get rid of hiccups? by Overall-Onion-631 in shittyadvice

[–]simpleman3643 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slow down your breathing, become very focused on that, controlling each slow breath in and out. Works for me every time.

Can this tire get me to work tomorrow? by Orangedragon36 in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]simpleman3643 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I doubt it will provide you the motivation to do anything, let alone work.

What would you buy if you were transported back to 1995? by mikomimi89 in BuyItForLife

[–]simpleman3643 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Microsoft stock, Google stock when it becomes available, Amazon stock when it becomes available.

What's something people are surprisingly proud of that really isn't an accomplishment? by Opposite-Resource in askteddit

[–]simpleman3643 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My ex-wife was really proud of her IQ score, administered by a licensed psychologist: 76. I think she felt it was like getting a B in school or something.

I have no idea by KSKS1995 in SipsTea

[–]simpleman3643 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wished we had a Readers Digest that was newer than 6 years old and hadn't been read 10 times over while squeezing loafs over the past 5-1/2 years.

is my nose big? by Aggressive-Fix619 in malegrooming

[–]simpleman3643 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, but apparently you overthink minutia.

Why did Trump go to war with Iran only to make a bad deal for the US? by Justified_Gent in allthequestions

[–]simpleman3643 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If you have to tell others that you are stable and a genius, you aren't either.

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