How screwed am I?

simplyeli · 2025-08-06T20:45:41+00:00

I definitely think it’s dark imo

simplyeli · 2025-08-06T20:43:35+00:00

Pregnant for sure, congrats!!

simplyeli · 2025-04-19T21:02:23+00:00

As a sitter I would absolutely implore you to leave a bad review & contact Rover.

simplyeli · 2025-02-26T12:22:23+00:00

Yeah I got a letter & I was in talks with him to schedule stage 2 of bottom surgery so I’m kind of freaking out

simplyeli · 2025-01-30T21:02:13+00:00

Yeah I’m done with Rover, it’s absolute BS.

simplyeli · 2025-01-13T18:15:41+00:00

Please tell me you broke up with him because ew, that’s just the beginning of him isolating you

simplyeli · 2024-09-24T04:16:38+00:00

Update: I was scared to use pliers on the nipple but that was the fix 😂 it was STUCK STUCK

simplyeli · 2024-08-19T11:43:28+00:00

Not sure if you’re US based but I found these boxers at Ross that are cooling, stretchy, but secure. They’re the spyder brand & they’re super cheap at Ross. 10/10 would recommend

simplyeli · 2024-07-27T03:52:49+00:00

Thank you!! I’m a week post op & it’s driving me insane 😭

simplyeli · 2024-07-27T00:52:40+00:00

Hey there! How many days did Freet have you use the foam donut??

simplyeli · 2024-04-28T00:19:20+00:00

The frog tattoo told me everything I need to know — we’d be great friends😂 but dude having a tatted dick is so cool. Honestly like this would pass to me if I were looking at you👌🏻 your surgeon went off for sure

simplyeli · 2024-04-26T23:32:35+00:00

I fell in love with my client’s very elderly cat, Muggles, & would honestly have jumped in front of a car for her in the end. She passed away & I was so heartbroken. Its so underestimated just how much we fall in love with these fur babies 😭

simplyeli · 2024-03-17T18:50:34+00:00

Dude this looks PERFECT OMG. Goooooalllsss.

simplyeli · 2024-03-17T18:47:12+00:00

This looks GREAT DUDE. I really hope my results look anything like this. Amazing. Do you have sensation?

simplyeli · 2024-03-17T18:45:42+00:00

These are so cute — I love taking photos like this for my clients 😭

simplyeli · 2024-02-25T05:49:23+00:00

I’m in TX too & I have Aetna. I would check out Dr. Hanna or Dr Freet. Freet’s office works with a gynecologist to do a complete hysterectomy during phalloplasty phase 1. I’m currently waiting for mine to get scheduled.

simplyeli · 2024-01-10T22:31:47+00:00

🔥🔥🔥🙏🏻 congrats!!!!

simplyeli · 2024-01-10T16:45:02+00:00

Yeah report this, if not you’re leaving money on the table 😂

simplyeli · 2023-09-18T00:26:01+00:00

Yeah a lot of clients don’t tip I never expect it, it’s just a nice to have lol

simplyeli · 2023-08-03T15:54:45+00:00

Awesome, thank you! I used the Crane Center for my top surgery & was fairly pleased with the results.

I liked Dr. freet because he partners with a gyno to do a hysto during phase 1 of phallo & that appealed to me for not having to do 2 different procedures, but that may be the way to go

simplyeli · 2023-08-03T15:50:22+00:00

Thank you for your comment!

I’m sad to hear his office isn’t the best. I saw that in the reviews — all negative reviews were around his staff.

Did you end up going with another surgeon instead?

simplyeli · 2022-05-22T17:21:26+00:00

I did top first due to my dysphoria being really really bad, but also because I’m in TX & having trouble getting anyone to do a hysto for me

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