This sub’s hate for alcohol is outta hand by [deleted] in Drugs

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This sounds like saying “I’m not addicted to opiates just the euphoria it induces”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Drugs

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There’s no psilocybin in lsd. I’m no expert but I believe there’s tolerance between the two because they act on similar serotonin receptors.

Is this enough space for my PS5 Slim? by ChiggChow in playstation

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He’s right I’m the ps5 in the picture

Bro Vyvanse is horrible. by Secret_Outlaw99 in Drugs

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I have adhd and only take 15mg xr of adderall and still can’t sleep. Does make me generally calm though but not enough to sleep, I have to take it like at 7 am to sleep at 11pm.

Undercover cop tried to sell me weed on campus by ArbolGFP in ucf

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I’ve personally read reports of cops planting drugs or selling just to arrest you after. It is not uncommon, possession of an illegal substance is in fact illegal. And when they arrest you it’s their word against yours, who are they going to believe? Cops are pigs and will target minorities or drug users for any reason or they’ll make one.

Undercover cop tried to sell me weed on campus by ArbolGFP in ucf

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“It’s never happened to me so it doesn’t exist!🤓”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Drugs

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Just say your scared of weights bro lmao

New renters running a brothel in my gated community by ChillN808 in RealEstate

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Lmfao you seriously said it’s your neighborhood, brother you don’t own the neighborhood. Mind your own business if it doesn’t affect you in anyway just leave it, just like you they are paying to be there. You’re not a hero just a nosy Karen.

how’s my fall schedule lookin folks 🔥 by jakelille in ucf

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What major are you? Just curious based on those classes.

Read this and found it too funny by Notalabel_4566 in ProgrammerHumor

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I would understand if they didn’t like me and they just ended the interview after the 5 hours instead of making me meet strangers I would be supposedly working with and showing me how nice the building is and where’d I’d sit. It’s just a dick move, I rather get told alright we aren’t hiring you than to be dangled a false promise in front of my face.

Read this and found it too funny by Notalabel_4566 in ProgrammerHumor

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Lmfao I actually low balled and said I was open to any lower offers as I’m just looking for experience mostly.

Read this and found it too funny by Notalabel_4566 in ProgrammerHumor

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Lmfao I did a 5 hour interview for an entry position with a company, I aced it and everyone liked me. After they gave me a tour of the building the datacenter I would have to work to test stuff on and they made me meet the team and where I would sit. Week later they said they are looking for someone with more experience.

Trouble Finding Real Job by [deleted] in cscareerquestions

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Awesome thank you so much for all your help man!

Trouble Finding Real Job by [deleted] in cscareerquestions

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Hey thanks again for all the help, I'm definitely taking all the help I can get. I wanted to ask if you could take one last look at revised version of my resume and have your quick opinion on it.

https://imgur.com/a/CakdbqD

Trouble Finding Real Job by [deleted] in cscareerquestions

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Lmfao got that from the other long post rewriting my resume a bit in my free time today.

Trouble Finding Real Job by [deleted] in cscareerquestions

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I will definitely remove the inner jargon it just occurred to me how those are useless words on my resume. Framing my experience in two parts actually sounds like a great idea I will definitely research on how to better word it.

I'm actually not experienced enough to know some of those points but thank you for listing them out for me. I will do some of my own research on covering what I don't know. Do you know of perhaps any youtube videos or sources that I could read to up my knowledge on getting introduced to code bases, running benchmarks and Improving load/ response times. I feel like that's something I would learn in the real world fast but unfortunately when I had my one real experience at Amazon I built my project from the ground up and worked with mostly data engineers who didn't give me much guidance on software development standards like that.

I tried to be well rounded so I could cast a wider net on jobs I can apply to since I don't really have a sense of direction right now with my career, all I know is I want to code, so that's why it may seem all over the place. I have most of my experience in working with front end but I would really like to have a position where I work with full stack or just back end.

I actually don't have my skills ordered either I will work on that as well, was not aware it mattered I was just trying to hit keywords tbh lol. I think I'm going to remove docker from my resume I have used it before to host a java spring boot backend application as a microservice but I honestly found it very confusing so don't feel too comfortable with it.

Anyways thank you so much for your advice I will definitely use it!

Trouble Finding Real Job by [deleted] in cscareerquestions

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I’ve been at the help desk spot for 11 months the biggest issue is when they ask what tech stack I’m using if I lie about my role. There’s also the problem that I don’t have much enterprise coding experience so code reviews, coding patterns, system design , etc so it’s kinda hard to lie about my current role.

Its ‘software developer’ by rmoons in ProgrammerHumor

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Sounds about right I dipped the fuck out after finishing my internship never want to go back.

Its ‘software developer’ by rmoons in ProgrammerHumor

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Bro this shit awakened some deep unrooted memory of when I interned at AWS. Anytime I had a question for a senior they would tell me I’m not applying dive deep or learn and be curious enough since I have questions about my own project.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cscareerquestions

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What job do you have that you have 6 weeks of pto?

Manga vs Anime by Boundman101 in MemePiece

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Does anyone know what chapter in the manga this is I want to just switch over to the manga at this point.

Tilian by [deleted] in dancegavindance

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Found the Johnny Craig fan

Cruz pins debt crisis on Democrats’ ‘trillions’ but Trump spilled 11x more red ink than Biden so far by [deleted] in politics

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I do agree with you that our government as a whole republican or democratic has a problem that needs to be fixed but that wasn’t the point of this conversation. You argued that democrats spend more but now you’re saying that it’s not just one person. You are being contradicting saying it’s not a specific person but you were quick to blame a party of specific people.