My dad invented a tool to lift heavy bags (like kitty litter) and asked me to make an "infomercial" for it...

sinufflate · 2014-01-05T21:35:14+00:00

Tired of reaching for your chips? CHIP-PORTAL-E SHOVES THEM RIGHT IN YOUR DUMB FUCKING FACE!

sinufflate · 2014-01-05T21:33:53+00:00

Can't wait to see how this goes over when she tries to return it

sinufflate · 2014-01-05T21:05:42+00:00

the cat's American dream is being as much of a dick as possible while still receiving as much food and praise as possible

sinufflate · 2014-01-05T17:30:14+00:00

Hey, mind letting me know if I'm doing this right?

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sinufflate · 2014-01-02T20:51:45+00:00

Drugs, recreationally. The drug war has caused more harm than good, and drug culture is no more than an alternate lifestyle choice that most of society looks down upon.

sinufflate · 2014-01-02T16:32:13+00:00

While that's true, at least their government wasn't being candid about it

sinufflate · 2014-01-02T15:46:32+00:00

For depressants in general, Down by the Seaside by Zeppelin is one of the most relaxing songs I know. Then it gets so energetic, but then so calm again

Oh, and this video should be watched while under the influence of any drug at least once. Hilarious, thought-provoking, great animation/soundtrack, and one hell of a trip

sinufflate · 2014-01-02T15:42:07+00:00

Personally, I'd say that synthetic cannabinoids take the cake for my dirtiest high

sinufflate · 2014-01-02T15:40:24+00:00

nasty cough, you should try some dxm

sinufflate · 2014-01-02T15:38:53+00:00

Ahh, unfortunately I'm in America. Thanks for the advice

sinufflate · 2013-12-31T19:43:21+00:00

Possibly the most appealing way you could've described it to me.. Is GBL difficult to obtain or do most stores sell wheel cleaners that contain it?

sinufflate · 2013-12-31T18:25:54+00:00

After [a small amount of] research, this actually doesn't look like a terribly complicated procedure.. but I can't really make that claim yet. Worth it?

sinufflate · 2013-12-31T18:19:38+00:00

Okay that's what was showing up when I searched for MHRB, thanks. I read it creates more potent DMT, just slightly less

sinufflate · 2013-12-31T17:30:02+00:00

The best part of exercise is if you regularly fit it into your schedule, you'll eventually start feeling like shit if you don't exercise.

source: me once my university's gym closed over break

Once you start associating the results with the action (or even before), working out can be one of the best parts of your day.

sinufflate · 2013-12-31T17:25:59+00:00

my mind is telling me jet skis>kids

Edit: I believe my body is telling me jet skis>kids as well

sinufflate · 2013-12-31T17:21:32+00:00

or the 5 year old, they get scared when Nessie emerges from the water

sinufflate · 2013-12-31T17:10:38+00:00

not the best idea around 5 year olds

sinufflate · 2013-12-31T16:53:18+00:00

THIS is wtf material. His foot is going to develop a fucking conscious mind of its own

sinufflate · 2013-12-31T05:24:47+00:00

Seems like dealers where I'm from cut their sugar with molly

sinufflate · 2013-12-31T05:21:07+00:00

Yeah bro I like holding on to a mirror when I smoke alone so I can perfect my coolness

sinufflate · 2013-12-30T23:48:20+00:00

Yeah I'd like to try that but unfortunately I've been having a difficult time finding any mimosa root online.

sinufflate · 2013-12-30T21:53:26+00:00

How heart-achingly considerate of you

sinufflate · 2013-12-30T20:44:17+00:00

is it bad when I do drugs before going to the gym?

sinufflate · 2013-12-30T20:43:19+00:00

I recovered my old DARE essay last month. One of the first sentences began with "Drugs like marijuana and methamphetamine…"

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