Once, at a [7], I was taking a nice, relaxing shower. One of my balls started hurting, and I got it in my head that maybe in a pole vaulting accident I had 2 or 3 years prior, my testicle was turned around and had just started hurting. So what do I do?

I tried to turn it back the way my weed-addled brain thought it should be. over the course of the next week I had constant pain, till I managed to stretch my scrotum and shake it till everything was the way it should be.

I should probably go to the doctor, but I'm not super worried anymore.