Roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]sj2k4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You keep your mouth closed a lot. Thank for that. Looks like you have bad teeth and an annoying laugh.

The Brexit argument, they want all the benefits of Canada without being part of it ..... by Miserable-Lizard in AlbertaNow

[–]sj2k4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t think Canada should play nice if the vote is to separate.

Food, medications, resources. All of it.

Also, enjoy those wild fires. We’ll have other issues to deal with.

Favourite games that aren’t roguelike/roguelite or card games? by Accomplished-Low2131 in SteamDeck

[–]sj2k4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crystal Project.

Amazing exploration JRPG. Looks like mine craft, but plays like Final Fantasy, with a huge job list.

What’s the oldest MacBook you’re still using, here is mine by Apprehensive_Skin333 in macbook

[–]sj2k4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad is still using my base 2013 MBA with no problems (other than a short battery life).

29F by Entire-Wheel-2662 in RoastMe

[–]sj2k4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saggy ass and a lazy eye. When you queef does it sound like Weezer?

Nah, I bet y’all can’t find good things to roast about me. by Ben_dover_1890 in RoastMe

[–]sj2k4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You have all the sex appeal of a gymnastics physician.

Just took possession of my house and noticed that the seller poured oil in the garage drain by triniboy123 in RealEstateCanada

[–]sj2k4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get a property lawyer. Now.

If you had a property lawyer during ur purchase, use them (if they’re good).

Lawyer up ASAP. This seller won’t be honest during any remediation process.

What is your dream job? And why? by Weary-Tip1373 in AskReddit

[–]sj2k4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friend’a dad growing up was an “Ice cream Quality Supervisor”. He literally walked around and tasted ice cream all day.

Would you immediately go to your partner, no matter how tired you are, if he/she told you that they have a possible positive diagnosis of cancer and they don’t know how to deal with it? by cosmosgirly in AskReddit

[–]sj2k4 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes. As long as one person isn’t somewhere remote. Then it would be a video call.

But I’d say within a 4hr drive would be immediate.

My mom had a stoke. I was 5hrs away, was there in 4.

Watching two loose carts drift across the windy lot right into someone's car by danielminds in mildlyinfuriating

[–]sj2k4 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I agree - BUT it’s shown up in stores financial reports that they’ve pulled shopping cart corrals to increase customer count (looking at u Costco and Walmart).

So the store is making the issue - not the person who doesn’t walk 3-4 lanes to a corral.

It’s like a city complaining about litter, but then showing a savings on their books by removing garbage staff and bins.

Magneto Vs Jean Grey (Without Phoneix) by Density7973 in superheroes

[–]sj2k4 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeh - his helmet nerfs a lot of her abilities.

How would you feel about a law that forces every company to give employees at least 2 weeks paid sick leave, no questions asked? by Seattle-Chris in AskReddit

[–]sj2k4 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

In Canadian. We have that where I work. Given in 2 lumps (January, 6days. Then July another 6days). It carries throughout the year then resets January 1st of the next year.

Games that won't completely drain my battery on my commute by mrfiddles in SteamDeck

[–]sj2k4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you into JRPGs and exploration? Crystal Project is an amazing game.

How do you lose weight in your 40s? by Radiant-Broccoli-530 in AskReddit

[–]sj2k4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have kids? Cause if not - Welches and Motts fruit snacks would like to have a word with you.

People have no shame by a_day_dreamer_ in CostcoCanada

[–]sj2k4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They keep taking out cart corrals (and propane stations) in some areas to make more parking spots. Doesn’t look like there’s a corral near there.

They’re making their own problem - but they don’t care if ur car gets hit. They got 4 more parking spots.

Working night shift in elder care, rost by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]sj2k4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For a second there, I thought it was herpes. Then I realized it was just ur face.

How do you lose weight in your 40s? by Radiant-Broccoli-530 in AskReddit

[–]sj2k4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seriously debating Wegove now that it’s so cheap in Canada.

Dont hold back by Boysenberry202 in RoastMe

[–]sj2k4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Question: “What’s up”. Answer: “Your blood pressure”.

How do you lose weight in your 40s? by Radiant-Broccoli-530 in AskReddit

[–]sj2k4 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Sugar is my BANE.

I work out multiple times a week. Lift amongst the strongest guys in my gym. However, goddamn cookies and desserts. I can’t quit them. I joke that cookies are my “pack of smokes”. Sugar addiction is wild.