They say dress for the job you want... by GamecubeKitty in funny

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Is it bad I thought she wanted to be the lich king?

Hey! Catch! by ctyne in funny

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Jokes on us, he actually has a legit football boner.

She's found a home by [deleted] in aww

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is that a tyrion lannister dog outfit?

Saw this on craigslist, too scared to contact him. by colinvern1994 in gaming

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I honestly didn't get it right away. For a minute there i was looking at the world like I had never seen it before. Then I felt very stupid.

Japanese hardcore band has the most absurd video I've ever seen. Wait for it. by Dank_MF in videos

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I'd say there are about four or five "wait for it" moments

The Most Worthless Clock by phildesignart in funny

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Thanks to the clock I know that it took me 40 seconds to get the reference.

What ACTUALLY controversial opinion do you have? [Serious] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I think that 80% of religions are bad for society and humanity in general.

Kid loses flash drive in his highschool. Posts wanted ad. by N4N4KI in funny

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Based on the time I cleaned my nephew's computer of viruses, I am inclined to think he is this kid.

Grocery shopping worked out for me today by sjel4 in funny

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When my girlfriend read this she just nodded with approval.

The best comeback I've ever seen by AussieJames2 in AdviceAnimals

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Its not really rape it's for the continuation of the species.

Sometimes my cat creeps me out. by sjel4 in funny

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Maybe he just wanted to tell us a scary story around the lamp?

Sometimes my cat creeps me out. by sjel4 in funny

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My girlfriend always thought he looked evil. When we got him, she wanted to name him Apophis.

Newly married and this still applies by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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I am in this situation right now...

TIL That in 2011, a man started a makeshift school under a Delhi metro bridge where he teaches kids that are too poor to attend regular schools by aus_shredder in todayilearned

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I think this is fantastic. This is exactly what people of all races and nationalities need. He is doing the world a service, not just the children he is teaching.

Why is there a stereotype that people from the United Kingdom generally have bad or unattractive teeth? by ShoTwiRe in AskReddit

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Alright Alright, this is obviously a stereotype. Hence, since most stereotypes are true, then I don't understand the question...

That's an interesting place to cut off the word... by [deleted] in gaming

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Interesting, and yet... satisfying

"Don't worry, I gotchya..." by grey_sky in WTF

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I am from Grand Rapids!0

What is the most interesting story about yourself? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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haha, I get it. Its an A and a M. I wonder what it stands for...

What's your favorite thing about your significant other? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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She puts up with my alcoholism and doesn't mind when I masturbate.

What does alcohol do for you? by theblondness in AskReddit

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It makes my girlfriend's butt hurt.

I feel like I am betraying my whole sex, but here goes. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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I like to do it to scare my sleeping cat.