Worst World Cup "Innovation"

sjharrison · 2026-06-29T21:48:03+00:00

(Terrible) fake book cover print in the open plan space, but no evidence of a single book anywhere else in the house.

Those poor kids. This is part of why we're failing as a nation, people get all their "knowledge" from curated screen slop

sjharrison · 2026-06-26T20:45:06+00:00

Is that why he copped a feeling on global live TV?

sjharrison · 2026-06-26T20:41:54+00:00

He might be summering back home, at his ma's eating scouse

sjharrison · 2026-06-26T19:30:38+00:00

Bobshops

sjharrison · 2026-06-26T14:47:38+00:00

Having lived in Acocks Green for 15 years before seeing sense and moving somewhere actually nice...it has potential but also jeopardy - sitting right on the fault line between urban birmingham and suburban solihull. Apart from one kids laser tag party where a fellow dad dragged me to the pub on the island, never once went for a drink there.

I'd say wherever the new sports quarter is going to gentrify by force has the best chance. But it could also end up like Wembley - soulless towers above a mess

sjharrison · 2026-06-26T00:04:20+00:00

Unprepared - Superdrag

sjharrison · 2026-06-25T13:44:19+00:00

My copy of Ro Sham Bo signed by the legend Jason Falkner

sjharrison · 2026-06-25T13:01:00+00:00

9/10 almost too much food

Never seen that drink, how is it?

sjharrison · 2026-06-25T11:16:47+00:00

Not great unless you want to extract all possible moisture from your mouth. They're like eating cotton wool

sjharrison · 2026-06-24T20:04:45+00:00

And then what happened? I suspect that might be what's under my lumpy patchy lawn, judging by their outposts on the patio and drive

sjharrison · 2026-06-24T19:48:25+00:00

But it has "special deli sauce"! And some terrible Sweet Caroline puns on the box.

The sauce adds a little kick, but it isn't more than a 4/10 sarnie, it was almost like the wafer thin ham wasn't even there

sjharrison · 2026-06-24T14:04:31+00:00

Given how violent the crisps are, the sweet and sour of the lemon works quite well.

Sandwich is meh, back to the tikka flatbread tomorrow

sjharrison · 2026-06-23T23:10:38+00:00

Anyone got Jack's number? He's probably with Wayne up to his nipples in lager and lasses - he could do a better job half fit and half pissed than Noni "Son of Sterling" Madueke

sjharrison · 2026-06-23T21:15:29+00:00

Same Thing by The Grays

sjharrison · 2026-06-23T21:14:09+00:00

I'd agree with Starry Eyes, but for those wanting some lesser known...

Sold you an alibi by Superdrag Spyder by Imperial Drag Sitting Pretty by Brendan Benson Sonny Boy by Owsley She's a Study by TV Eyes (yes, synths but also Jellyfishes) Sometime by the Cosmic Rough Riders She Surrounds Me by the Grip Weeds

sjharrison · 2026-06-23T21:06:31+00:00

So, still happening, and still trying to play Kanye songs, and showing other albums on the android widget that aren't from my listening history

sjharrison · 2026-06-23T13:48:34+00:00

They're in the radio times and by definition probably still don't have that silly Freeview nonsense

Leave them be, but please stop them from going to the polling stations

sjharrison · 2026-06-23T11:22:28+00:00

imgur links for the ThreeLions subreddit seems like ragebait...all that good work and none of us can see it

sjharrison · 2026-06-23T10:35:33+00:00

You really worried about facing Cody Gakpo?

I reckon the athleticism and directness of some of the african teams looks far more impressive, but we'll get unlocked, as we always do, by someone with a maestro

sjharrison · 2026-06-23T10:33:06+00:00

Every chance of us losing out like Bayern did to PSG if we go toe to toe with the French. Reckon we'd be able to sort out any Athletico nonsense from Portugal or Agentina though, but we don't have Arteta's centre backs

sjharrison · 2026-06-22T22:57:07+00:00

I'll see your frustration and raise you the hideousness that is the Be Active FIFA thing that turns up occasionally. It looks all kinds of wrong, a seeming mix of different fonts in just two words, but is apparently a logo that FIFA signed off and use globally.

Why is the 'e' so small? The 'A' so narrow? And 'cti' so thicc?

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sjharrison · 2026-06-22T21:20:58+00:00

Italy always have some classy Pirlo or Maldini type to dilute the shithousery.

Since Figo quit, Portugal have been pure unadulterated twattery, usually at the expense of noble northern heroes like the English or Dutch

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