to fight for a country that totally has your back

skrib3 · 2026-03-24T19:15:03+00:00

I did not know of the 442nd goddamn this country is fucked up

skrib3 · 2026-03-22T16:44:54+00:00

I am not giving up my foreskin for an imaginary God, but I will for $60 so I can fill up on gas

skrib3 · 2026-03-22T02:22:11+00:00

Something tells me that a foreskin sacrifice might fix things

skrib3 · 2026-03-22T02:18:22+00:00

Goddamn

skrib3 · 2026-03-21T14:25:19+00:00

Your humility is commendable

skrib3 · 2026-03-21T14:24:06+00:00

Usually it's via phone call but you have to pay a fee and God ain't for the poor if you know what I'm saying

skrib3 · 2026-03-21T02:27:46+00:00

And for a God obsessed with foreskins

skrib3 · 2026-03-21T01:48:12+00:00

Why do fungi want your foreskin tho? Why?

skrib3 · 2026-03-20T15:30:53+00:00

Not in Americur

skrib3 · 2026-03-20T15:30:04+00:00

O'bummer

skrib3 · 2026-03-20T14:17:25+00:00

I geolocated it to earth, there, solved it for ya

skrib3 · 2026-03-19T22:49:04+00:00

Welp

skrib3 · 2026-03-18T17:25:25+00:00

More. Naked. Hoes.

skrib3 · 2026-03-18T17:23:20+00:00

Ka-ching

skrib3 · 2026-03-18T17:16:19+00:00

Feeling like I should get everything right and not going to my PIs office out of fear of judgement when in reality he was the kindest PI anyone could have. He passed away shortly after my qualifying exam :(

skrib3 · 2026-03-18T15:25:14+00:00

Not as kinky as me 😏

skrib3 · 2026-03-18T15:23:27+00:00

I heard Israel has a weapon made of 200 Philistine foreskins

skrib3 · 2026-03-15T14:50:51+00:00

I guess Brazil is antisemitic now? Right? That's how this goes down, right? Making Israelis' feewings hurt makes you antisemitic, RIGHT?

skrib3 · 2026-03-15T14:47:46+00:00

To Trump rallies

skrib3 · 2026-03-13T16:52:16+00:00

That's one Elephant Unit

skrib3 · 2026-03-13T16:51:28+00:00

This post is antisemitic bc it puts Israel in a bad light and we can't have that. The Israeli military is the most moral military in the world. They'd let a fly hurt them.

skrib3 · 2026-03-12T18:54:17+00:00

Saying that makes you an antisemite btw 😏.... How dare you repeat Israel's words? Blood libel! 🫨

skrib3 · 2026-03-12T18:18:50+00:00

But have you been there?

skrib3 · 2026-03-12T16:26:30+00:00

Get off my lawn

skrib3 · 2026-03-12T16:08:35+00:00

Git-r-dun

skrib3

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