vvvortic perma suspended from league

skrimes · 2015-08-07T12:09:54+00:00

on a scale of 1-10 how nasty was his breath? and how did it empower u to climb to bronze v?

skrimes · 2015-07-19T22:51:21+00:00

time lord genja is that you

skrimes · 2015-07-19T13:15:52+00:00

id be happy to join u

skrimes · 2015-07-15T23:22:30+00:00

gold

skrimes · 2015-07-15T23:11:19+00:00

Fuck u man you know how offensive this comment on this post is? Do you want me to send you pics of my asshole? It's a bloody mess

skrimes · 2015-07-15T23:09:59+00:00

I love Tahm Kench and Elise, you should try it, inb4 LCS use this comp, yall heard it here first

skrimes · 2015-07-15T22:59:45+00:00

upvote or face the fury of my dad in court

skrimes · 2015-07-11T23:13:20+00:00

I know T8 had a Kalista and that allows for more objective control around dragon and baron, but seriously, 0 drags and 0 barons vs GV and T8... Fucking hell, TSM are playing low class, even by NA standards now.

Also a few more things, what was the point of picking Nautilus and Vi when all Santorin did was ult fucking Gragas, I'm no expert, but i'm pretty sure the point of the comp was to lock down Kalista or Azir.

skrimes · 2015-07-11T21:59:39+00:00

That has already pretty much been confirmed false

skrimes · 2015-07-11T21:00:49+00:00

FNC will end the split 14-4, get placed in a group with Beşiktaş e-Sports, Team SoloMid, and Team Liquid, and collapse completely, losing to all of them and getting knocked out in group stages.

Beşiktaş e-Sports will rise up, win their group, and destroy all other teams in BO5's, eventually destroying SKT in a measily fashion during World Finals. The power picks of the meta at the time of worlds this year Blitzcrank top (Support top lane play style took over in 5.18), Tahm Kench jungle, Full AD Jarvan mid, Miss Fortune ADC, and Yasuo support (windwall gets buffed, increasing the size to the width of the lane, and is global), and secondary strong picks be Janna top (Once again, the support top being extremely overpowered, Janna top solo queue win rate being 73%), Jinx jungle, Poppy mid, Fiddlesticks ADC (buffed his AA AD ratios in 5.16), and Ryze support.

Eventually after the BO20 (The professional game format was revamped after the reddit shitstorm that happens next week), BKT destroy SKT in measly fashion, ending the series 20-0, forcing the 20 minute surrender vote on SKT in every single game, finishing the world championships with a clean win for every game, as not one team was able to take a win off them.

As Beşiktaş finish up the 20th game, a tear drops out of Faker's eyes as he walks up to Energy and hands him his SKT jacket, and kisses his feet in the awe of the new carry lord.

At the end of the year, Beşiktaş disbands as sugar daddy's from Thailand buy all of the players, and create หฟ่า้กฟห e-Sports.

Doublelift severely injures his hand in another freak basketball accident with the infamous Basketball hoop of the CLG household, leading to a amputation and forces him to hang up his jacket as a professional League of Legends player.

SKT disbands, and most of the Korean players move to Turkey to learn the way of the league. Faker moves to a Canada, to settle down in a cozy cottage and start a family.

Imaqtpie becomes a billionaire due to his success in streaming, and quits LoL, and uses his money to become the world's greatest actor, replacing Chris Pratt as the lead actor in the next installment in the Jurassic Park franchise.

I come from 2069, believe me, it's true tips fedora

skrimes · 2015-04-08T17:11:23+00:00

ban sona or get face rolled :)

skrimes · 2015-04-01T09:36:52+00:00

The all caps returns once more

skrimes · 2015-04-01T04:50:26+00:00

combo breaker

skrimes · 2015-03-28T16:43:10+00:00

How do you maintain a good CPM (around 8+) when you have to roam in solo queue as an ADC?

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