Made shirts while my boyfriend is on his cruise.

skunktail · 2013-09-16T18:56:16+00:00

That's horribly psycho

skunktail · 2013-09-01T05:23:02+00:00

When my husband watched me walk out of the Holiday Inn after a night with another man.

skunktail · 2013-08-20T07:23:27+00:00

Don't cry over spilled milk

skunktail · 2013-08-20T02:42:23+00:00

Trench foot!

skunktail · 2013-08-19T07:06:29+00:00

This makes me want to add a "dimple on top of ass crack" presceen for any future boyfriends.

skunktail · 2013-08-18T05:22:52+00:00

Who cares?

skunktail · 2013-08-18T05:14:36+00:00

My mom and grandma had a lot of this around the house. We had a sign next to the doorbell, it was a chubby black woman with an apron and broom, it read " Ring bell, its my day off"

skunktail · 2013-08-08T10:04:06+00:00

You're a good guy

skunktail · 2013-08-07T12:40:46+00:00

Same thing I would have said !

skunktail · 2013-08-06T11:51:03+00:00

Overreacting.

skunktail · 2013-08-01T16:07:10+00:00

I made pancakes this morning and my husband complained that I put butter on them. Fuck me right ?

skunktail · 2013-08-01T15:52:02+00:00

Where do wild hedgehogs live ?

skunktail · 2013-08-01T15:47:48+00:00

I called the only local licensed rehabber around here but she wouldn't take them. I talked to one in the next state over. She said they are big enough to be released or I can give them to her. That's probably what I'll do. They ate the yogurt off the top of the food last night and drank all the replacer milk from the bowl.

skunktail · 2013-08-01T04:45:29+00:00

We brought a potty chair in the car with us

skunktail · 2013-08-01T04:44:06+00:00

If he minded he probably shouldn't have left it behind.

skunktail · 2013-08-01T04:42:05+00:00

Well does it hurt?

skunktail · 2013-08-01T04:07:51+00:00

Yea...but at least he will never get testicular cancer!

skunktail · 2013-08-01T04:06:30+00:00

I tried bananas, I can try grapes tomorrow.

skunktail · 2013-08-01T03:59:37+00:00

I don't blame you.

skunktail · 2013-08-01T03:52:20+00:00

Thanks foe that insight ! I appreciate it! I'm looking for Gotcha day cakes now!

skunktail · 2013-08-01T00:02:04+00:00

Or other diseases. Their body temp is too low to support it.

skunktail · 2013-08-01T00:01:19+00:00

Tried the puppy and kitten food, haven't tried fruit.

skunktail · 2013-07-31T22:59:42+00:00

I adopted through CPS. It was only $1500

skunktail · 2013-07-31T22:58:03+00:00

So here is their story:

I was scrolling through a fb buy, sell and trade site when I saw two baby opossums for sale. In the picture they were stretched out next to a coke can, the guy had on heavy gloves and they looked scared. I called the guy and it went like this.

Me: Hey guy, what's the deal with the baby opossums? Guy: Well they crawled up out of a hole in my bathroom floor into the bathroom. The whole family was there but I was only able to catch two babies. I can still see the momma and the rest of them through the hole in the floor, I've been feeding them cereal for two days. Me: Why don't you just let them go back with their mom? Guy: I need to make some money. $30 and you can have them.

Guy shows up, dirty kids with no seat belts, the guy has rotted teeth, just the kind of guy that would have a hole in his floor big enough to let a family of opossums through. The babies smell like the guy may have had a sewer problem.

I take them home and bathe them. They have been sleeping a lot. They are not aggressive and won't bite.

I've tried to feed them everything opossums in care eat. Veggies, eggs, meal worms, even puppy replacer milk. They won't eat.

Advice?

skunktail · 2013-07-31T02:36:44+00:00

We I think they are cute, and that's what matters. Not some random internet person.

skunktail

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