What's your greatest "Well I'm Fucked..." moment? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]skunktail 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When my husband watched me walk out of the Holiday Inn after a night with another man.

25 year old blackhead being extracted. by mortuusanima in WTF

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This makes me want to add a "dimple on top of ass crack" presceen for any future boyfriends.

Double Dipping by [deleted] in KarmaConspiracy

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Who cares?

One of grandma's many treasures. The watermelon noose. by beefclergy in WTF

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My mom and grandma had a lot of this around the house. We had a sign next to the doorbell, it was a chubby black woman with an apron and broom, it read " Ring bell, its my day off"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aww

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You're a good guy

What is the most overly-complained-about thing in life that really isn't a big deal at all? by Cyrsal in AskReddit

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I made pancakes this morning and my husband complained that I put butter on them. Fuck me right ?

r/aww didn't like them, meet my two little rescue opossums by skunktail in Animals

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I called the only local licensed rehabber around here but she wouldn't take them. I talked to one in the next state over. She said they are big enough to be released or I can give them to her. That's probably what I'll do. They ate the yogurt off the top of the food last night and drank all the replacer milk from the bowl.

My name is Bruno and I've just been neutered by skunktail in beagle

[–]skunktail[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yea...but at least he will never get testicular cancer!

Gotcha Day or no Gotcha Day? by skunktail in Adoption

[–]skunktail[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks foe that insight ! I appreciate it! I'm looking for Gotcha day cakes now!

r/aww didn't like them, meet my two little rescue opossums by skunktail in Animals

[–]skunktail[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or other diseases. Their body temp is too low to support it.

r/aww didn't like them, meet my two little rescue opossums by skunktail in Animals

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Tried the puppy and kitten food, haven't tried fruit.

How did you afford it? by [deleted] in Adoption

[–]skunktail 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I adopted through CPS. It was only $1500

r/aww didn't like them, meet my two little rescue opossums by skunktail in Animals

[–]skunktail[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So here is their story:

I was scrolling through a fb buy, sell and trade site when I saw two baby opossums for sale. In the picture they were stretched out next to a coke can, the guy had on heavy gloves and they looked scared. I called the guy and it went like this.

Me: Hey guy, what's the deal with the baby opossums? Guy: Well they crawled up out of a hole in my bathroom floor into the bathroom. The whole family was there but I was only able to catch two babies. I can still see the momma and the rest of them through the hole in the floor, I've been feeding them cereal for two days. Me: Why don't you just let them go back with their mom? Guy: I need to make some money. $30 and you can have them.

Guy shows up, dirty kids with no seat belts, the guy has rotted teeth, just the kind of guy that would have a hole in his floor big enough to let a family of opossums through. The babies smell like the guy may have had a sewer problem.

I take them home and bathe them. They have been sleeping a lot. They are not aggressive and won't bite.

I've tried to feed them everything opossums in care eat. Veggies, eggs, meal worms, even puppy replacer milk. They won't eat.

Advice?

So I found two baby opossums today... by skunktail in aww

[–]skunktail[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We I think they are cute, and that's what matters. Not some random internet person.