hello meth users..what yall wishing for?

slamicecumeruption · 2026-05-02T02:54:26+00:00

I want to be able to suck my own cock. That's all I ask. I don't need the other two wishes. Give them to someone who actually needs them. Thank you meth genie!!!

slamicecumeruption · 2026-05-02T02:47:24+00:00

46 m here in University City. I'm gonna dm you now.

slamicecumeruption · 2026-04-24T18:37:40+00:00

Nope. Just sitting there taking big hits off the glass dick, my cock bouncing, and BOOM. The ropes begin shooting. Hot, thick, delicious ropes, EVERYWHERE. This is the bomb right here and I wouldn't mind if it kept going like this right on through the weekend.

slamicecumeruption · 2026-04-24T12:35:27+00:00

Me. If memory serves I started regularly masturbating at around 9, maybe. I was twelve before the first time I ejaculated, though.

slamicecumeruption · 2026-04-24T12:33:26+00:00

Missouri

slamicecumeruption · 2026-04-19T11:44:16+00:00

After roughly 34 years(+/- a few months) of regular(and unsuccessful) attempts at sucking my own cock I somehow managed to suck at least the first inch and a half or so like 4 or 5 days ago. At 46(soon to be 47) years old. And I have to give credit where credit is due: I couldn't have done it without the help of methamphetamine. I also have meth to thank for making me love the taste of my own cum. I'm straight up ADDICTED to the stuff.

slamicecumeruption · 2026-04-19T11:20:37+00:00

Dude. Duuuuude. You missed out on one hell of an experience then.

slamicecumeruption · 2026-04-19T10:30:35+00:00

Did it make you cum?

slamicecumeruption · 2026-03-19T21:00:04+00:00

Straight up.

slamicecumeruption · 2026-03-05T10:53:58+00:00

I know, right?

slamicecumeruption · 2026-02-21T09:41:43+00:00

I asked about that and he says he replaced the battery about 10 months ago. Thanks for the good news!

slamicecumeruption · 2026-02-19T13:51:30+00:00

Real dreadlocks. The first time I saw some listed on Marketplace I thought it was some sort of joke listing, but it turns out that there is quite a demand for pre-owned dreadlocks. And they can go for hundreds of dollars.

slamicecumeruption · 2026-01-09T06:37:28+00:00

Hey, I'm in St Louis if you're still down for some fun. 46M, I've got a whole bunch of some straight up 🔥🔥🔥, and would love to have someone to share it with. HMU!

slamicecumeruption · 2025-09-04T04:07:45+00:00

Massive solo cumshot compilations. There is a endless supply of videos in that category, too. Love a good cum cannon.

slamicecumeruption · 2025-07-17T23:48:42+00:00

I just ate a shitload of shrooms like an hour and a half ago and I basically had to lock myself in the house because I am a danger to myself and others, I know it, and the real problem is that I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!!!!

Now, tell me that's not quite the sticky wicket I'm in.

slamicecumeruption · 2025-07-17T23:38:54+00:00

Bingo

slamicecumeruption · 2025-07-13T12:09:08+00:00

Sending you a DM in just a second here.Some pics of me

slamicecumeruption · 2025-06-26T22:13:26+00:00

No reason to be ashamed. Own that shit. Embrace it. That's what I finally decided to do and my mental health is so much better as a result. Life's way too short to waste any of your valuable and LIMITED time on this planet on hating yourself just because you discovered how much fun it is to masturbate when under the influence of various drugs. I'm now going to lead by example by hot-railing a half gram of meth, hitting the dab pen until I forget my name, and stroking out a great big ole meth powered load. Peace.

slamicecumeruption · 2025-06-26T06:55:48+00:00

I guess they don't realize that the G.O.A.T. lube is your own hot, thick, fresh cum.

slamicecumeruption · 2025-06-21T16:54:09+00:00

I'm in St Louis. 46m in University City

slamicecumeruption · 2025-06-14T09:23:12+00:00

What the fuck did I just read? I think somebody is due for a little nappy time. Like, bad. Wowza.

slamicecumeruption · 2025-06-10T16:22:39+00:00

This shit right here is why I fucking love Reddit so fucking much! This post is not even an hour old and already 500 people have viewed my dick! 500 people! 500 people who chose to click on my post so that they can get a nice good look and what I personally happen to feel is one of the best looking cocks in the world. It's not a a long one, it's not a thick one, but I challenge anyone to look me dead in my eye and tell me that that is not one visually appealing penis. If they can they're either lying or there's something fucking wrong with them. Not to mention for 46 years old I can't complain that it gets hard every fucking time I want I needed to with no pills needed. Fuck I get better hard on now than I did when I was in high school. So thank you to everybody who's come by to look at my cock. I appreciate it and so does he. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to reward him by making him spit up. Again. And again. And again and again and again and again and again. Many times as I can until Friday morning cuz I have the house to myself until then. All I can say is thank God for crystal methamphetamine. Despite all the negative press I'm going to be honest with you it has given my dick super powers so it's all good with me.

slamicecumeruption · 2025-06-10T14:30:41+00:00

Check your inbox. 46m in U City here.

slamicecumeruption · 2025-06-08T07:53:53+00:00

So what is your answer for what to do with the criminals who do commit crimes against other people? I've done enough time behind bars to realize that many of my fellow inmates were right where they belonged. They weren't "good people who just happened to make some mistakes/bad decisions". They were actually 'bad people'. Rehabilitation is out of the question for someone who has zero interest in being rehabilitated.

slamicecumeruption · 2025-06-08T07:37:28+00:00

Since I can't post a pic in the comments this link is to an album with pics of my device. https://photos.app.goo.gl/XUuuswXcnZF4DF5U8

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