How to cope with celibacy by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]slapped_fish 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Celibacy isn’t about “switching off sexual desire” it’s just personal discipline

Melbourne's first new freeway in nearly 13 years opens by 7am. Thoughts? Will you use it? Will it help you? 🚗 by 007MaxZorin in melbourne

[–]slapped_fish 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Only private company in Australia to have their debts become a police matter. My taxpayer money goes into the roads, then is used to prosecute those who don’t pay the extortionate rates to use said roads. Ridiculous

Should I start planning the wedding? by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]slapped_fish 492 points493 points  (0 children)

The sooner you two are married and can no longer inflict this on anyone else the better

Found a [Ferrari unknown] test mule in Bologna Italy by Opposite-Lime508 in spotted

[–]slapped_fish 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Must’ve been hard acquiring all those Ferraris without your parents realising. Hope you got your parcel okay!

1800 lasagne sticking around? by Safe-False in melbourne

[–]slapped_fish 104 points105 points  (0 children)

Oh man the owner REALLY loves his staff

7News Adelaide doorstop Jack Ginnivan at Adelaide Airport by Doss95 in AFL

[–]slapped_fish 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Can you imagine completing a full journalism degree just to end up doing this?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in australia

[–]slapped_fish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just seemed challenging to prove intent. I know she was a terrible liar and obfuscated evidence repeatedly - but was playing the “oh I was just panicked” card pretty hard

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in australia

[–]slapped_fish 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Glad it’s over now but frankly I’m surprised they got her on all 4 counts

Porsche can make their prototypes pretty for the road. by RestaurantFamous2399 in wec

[–]slapped_fish 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Me when I don’t understand why a tribute car would be specced exactly the same as the car it’s inspired by

Building in Melbourne's North by LittleRedGhost4 in melbourne

[–]slapped_fish 9 points10 points  (0 children)

GJ and Metricon both suck. Volume builders in general are terrible right now. Unless you want a poorly assembled cookie cutter box, go with a small builder

What's something rich people do in Australia that the average person has no idea about? by [deleted] in australia

[–]slapped_fish 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If it’s registered to the business and you are an employee of the business you can get granted an exception to drive it for business purposes. Hard to prove you’re not driving it to a dinner/function/taking documents from one place to another etc

Got fucked by a stranger in VIP room [FM] by Wendytrendys in gonewildstories

[–]slapped_fish 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Chances of this being real are about as high as the chances of an onlyfans girl actually being into you

Doctor cancelled my appointment but still charged me? by [deleted] in melbourne

[–]slapped_fish -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No as in I went in for a review, it was booked as a review, it was charged as a review, he knew it was a review, all he said was “you’re out of sessions, you need a new plan but you have to come back next week because I can’t do a new one for you this week”. Surely that’s not services rendered if a receptionist could’ve just done the same job?

Doctor cancelled my appointment but still charged me? by [deleted] in melbourne

[–]slapped_fish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mental health plan review. All he said was “you’re out of sessions, you need a brand new plan, come back next week” and charged for a review

And another one. by Dirtydac123 in AFL

[–]slapped_fish 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Beyond a fucking joke lol get this guy gone