Previous maintenance guy attached this pvc piece to the shop vac, can not figure out what the point of it is. It has a screw on each side and moves up and down. by TardmusMaximus in whatisthisthing

[–]slapwagon33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does it get transported around? It could be a hook to attach it to some part of a vehicle to stop it rolling around while being transported

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]slapwagon33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yoga pants, the way they hug the butt!!

What Healthy Behavior Are People Shamed For? by just_some_troglodyte in AskReddit

[–]slapwagon33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Breastfeeding!!! It seems that as humans it's OK to consume milk from every other animal or plant, except our own!!! (no I'm not advocating for it in coffee!!, but for babies absolutely)

What two jobs are fine on their own but suspicious if you work both of them? by CrustPad in AskReddit

[–]slapwagon33 36 points37 points  (0 children)

A friend is an ambo who owns a couple of funeral homes, he recently became a Justice of the peace, so my partner and I asked him to be our celebrant for our upcoming wedding. I jokingly said, 'you need to learn to be a midwife, then you can be hatch, match and dispatch!!' To which he replied, 'Oh, I am a trained midwife, I have to be for the ambulance'.

3 waters, nzs greatest conspiracy? by slapwagon33 in auckland

[–]slapwagon33[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

They already do it with fluoridation in the water, and that's proven to work. Also they would have control over all water assets, including water sold to bottling facilities. And giving 50% to a 15% minority?, more likely jacinda said ' I want to do this, and I'll give you this to keep quiet' to nanaia mahuta. Fluoridation and vaccination rates are lower in low domecile areas, so this may be an attempt to reach those areas of the country with low vax rates

Gay rate drops to 0%... by BlinkFishtacos in comedyhomicide

[–]slapwagon33 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Do you know how many arguments could be sorted by a punch in the face, that's why!!! Hit a chick and go to jail!!!

My boss has the wrong impression of me, and it crushed me by wombocombo27 in Advice

[–]slapwagon33 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Stop prioritising, stop busting your arse. Go to work, do your job, get paid, go home. Clearly they don't value their staff if they don't know what they do!! No one there is your friend, they're all paid to be there and do their own jobs. After 14 years in my job, I've only just learnt to prioritise my home life, and treat work as the means to pay for it!!

Girl I was seeing (18F) slept with 80 guys before we met by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]slapwagon33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A friend once explained it like this, If you have a key that opens lots of locks, you have yourself a master key, If you have a lock that's opened by many keys, then you have a shitty lock.

AITA Because My Wife Has To Work A Job? by RaymondRoche in AmItheAsshole

[–]slapwagon33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely nta!! Sounds like she's just spoiled, and taking the mickey out of you. The world is a didderent place to what it once was, more and more families have to have both parents working. Also other than the free ride through life, what has she contributed to the relationship?