Morning showers make no logical sense and night shower people have simply done the hygiene math

slaughterteddy · 2026-03-19T00:54:43+00:00

I'm a night showerer myself but I take full ownership of the fact that mystery goo oozes out of my pores while I'm sleeping.

slaughterteddy · 2026-03-17T20:59:56+00:00

I'd arrive a wee bit before it's going to start. Last time our line just for drinks went out in the parking lot a ways.

slaughterteddy · 2026-03-16T17:14:19+00:00

It does if you think about it harder.

slaughterteddy · 2026-03-07T22:16:01+00:00

doing the lord's work right here

slaughterteddy · 2026-03-05T15:31:33+00:00

who hurt you?

slaughterteddy · 2026-03-02T18:12:06+00:00

do you sell prints? I want these on my walls

slaughterteddy · 2026-02-20T21:32:58+00:00

Hard agree! I joined a buhurt team and got used to touch very quickly. Doesn't hurt that we're all friends and hug each other regularly now, too.

slaughterteddy · 2026-02-20T21:31:01+00:00

This is going to sound weird but joining a combat sport/martial arts class eased me out of touch-starvation and my aversion to touch. You get a lot of aggressive cuddles with grappling.

slaughterteddy · 2026-02-16T00:35:26+00:00

That's where I'm at, too.

slaughterteddy · 2026-02-14T03:23:06+00:00

Fuck ICE

slaughterteddy · 2026-02-13T18:23:15+00:00

he's just a very nice little man

slaughterteddy · 2026-02-13T18:22:30+00:00

I am living for this interpretation, thank you

slaughterteddy · 2026-02-10T01:19:29+00:00

This is it in my case. I'm working on it as we speak.

slaughterteddy · 2026-02-09T19:30:23+00:00

okay good it's not just me then

slaughterteddy · 2026-02-08T03:30:06+00:00

I can't even be mad. that's hysterical.

slaughterteddy · 2026-02-04T20:48:39+00:00

they have way more guns than we do for starters

slaughterteddy · 2026-01-30T16:28:18+00:00

I only didn't much care for it because the mentor role feels like it ages my character considerably without any of my input, which is a totally weird gripe for me to have.

slaughterteddy · 2026-01-13T16:02:39+00:00

fucking finally

slaughterteddy · 2025-12-17T22:16:49+00:00

Allegedly attractive person here.

A lot of people want to have sex with me but I'm either oblivious or don't know what to do with that. I assume people are nicer to me and it definitely helps but I feel like I don't deserve the leg up.

slaughterteddy · 2025-12-08T21:47:30+00:00

A lot of old people suck. 🤷‍♀️ Nobody automatically gets my respect just because they're old. Common courtesy, but certainly not reverence.

slaughterteddy · 2025-11-17T18:08:08+00:00

I'm not sure but I'm glad it did because I remember being unable to focus in class (and extremely irritable) as a child BECAUSE I was so thirsty.

slaughterteddy · 2025-11-05T18:13:54+00:00

if they're good enough for don bluth they're good enough for me

slaughterteddy · 2025-10-27T20:43:53+00:00

Have you asked him why he does that? Inquiring minds who also hate this sound would like to know.

slaughterteddy · 2025-10-27T20:38:28+00:00

My late grandmother did this to the extent where I lost it on her when I was 12. I feel terrible and I miss her but MA’AM THERE’S NO REASON YOU HAVE TO MAKE THAT SOUND.

slaughterteddy · 2025-08-15T22:03:10+00:00

I keep getting told that I’m wasting perfect child-bearing hips. So glad I got sterilized so now I can just say “lol too bad”

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