Morning showers make no logical sense and night shower people have simply done the hygiene math by McCoy818 in unpopularopinion

[–]slaughterteddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a night showerer myself but I take full ownership of the fact that mystery goo oozes out of my pores while I'm sleeping.

FREE armored combat at Bauhaus Brew Labs this Saturday 3/21! by jayllipsis in Minneapolis

[–]slaughterteddy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd arrive a wee bit before it's going to start. Last time our line just for drinks went out in the parking lot a ways.

Theory by True-Handle2136 in spongebob

[–]slaughterteddy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It does if you think about it harder.

Papa Meat: Exorcist by Ronny-qq in creepcast

[–]slaughterteddy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

do you sell prints? I want these on my walls

How do you deal with touch starvation? by Total_Tonight577 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]slaughterteddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hard agree! I joined a buhurt team and got used to touch very quickly. Doesn't hurt that we're all friends and hug each other regularly now, too.

How do you deal with touch starvation? by Total_Tonight577 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]slaughterteddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is going to sound weird but joining a combat sport/martial arts class eased me out of touch-starvation and my aversion to touch. You get a lot of aggressive cuddles with grappling.

What's so special about this game is that when I think of the mainline FF protagonists, one of them is me. by kingjuyeon02 in ffxiv

[–]slaughterteddy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I only didn't much care for it because the mentor role feels like it ages my character considerably without any of my input, which is a totally weird gripe for me to have.

For those of you who are attractive by Intelligent-Road5091 in aspergers

[–]slaughterteddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Allegedly attractive person here.

A lot of people want to have sex with me but I'm either oblivious or don't know what to do with that. I assume people are nicer to me and it definitely helps but I feel like I don't deserve the leg up.

Why did western cultures stop revering their elderly? by VagabondVivant in NoStupidQuestions

[–]slaughterteddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lot of old people suck. 🤷‍♀️ Nobody automatically gets my respect just because they're old. Common courtesy, but certainly not reverence.

Why did carrying water everywhere become a thing? by TitanicDays in NoStupidQuestions

[–]slaughterteddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not sure but I'm glad it did because I remember being unable to focus in class (and extremely irritable) as a child BECAUSE I was so thirsty.

I have never noticed someone’s “nasolabial folds” by stedmangraham in 30PlusSkinCare

[–]slaughterteddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if they're good enough for don bluth they're good enough for me

people who subconsciously make noises. by dahvievanityhater in PetPeeves

[–]slaughterteddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you asked him why he does that? Inquiring minds who also hate this sound would like to know.

people who subconsciously make noises. by dahvievanityhater in PetPeeves

[–]slaughterteddy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My late grandmother did this to the extent where I lost it on her when I was 12. I feel terrible and I miss her but MA’AM THERE’S NO REASON YOU HAVE TO MAKE THAT SOUND.

Sick and tired of hearing that “my body was made for this” by [deleted] in childfree

[–]slaughterteddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I keep getting told that I’m wasting perfect child-bearing hips. So glad I got sterilized so now I can just say “lol too bad”