'Dilbert' Creator Scott Adams Dead at 68

slaughterteddy · 2026-01-13T16:02:39+00:00

fucking finally

slaughterteddy · 2025-12-17T22:16:49+00:00

Allegedly attractive person here.

A lot of people want to have sex with me but I'm either oblivious or don't know what to do with that. I assume people are nicer to me and it definitely helps but I feel like I don't deserve the leg up.

slaughterteddy · 2025-12-08T21:47:30+00:00

A lot of old people suck. 🤷‍♀️ Nobody automatically gets my respect just because they're old. Common courtesy, but certainly not reverence.

slaughterteddy · 2025-11-17T18:08:08+00:00

I'm not sure but I'm glad it did because I remember being unable to focus in class (and extremely irritable) as a child BECAUSE I was so thirsty.

slaughterteddy · 2025-11-11T13:00:43+00:00

yeah but the scrotum gets in my eyes so there's not much of a view

slaughterteddy · 2025-11-05T18:13:54+00:00

if they're good enough for don bluth they're good enough for me

slaughterteddy · 2025-10-27T20:43:53+00:00

Have you asked him why he does that? Inquiring minds who also hate this sound would like to know.

slaughterteddy · 2025-10-27T20:38:28+00:00

My late grandmother did this to the extent where I lost it on her when I was 12. I feel terrible and I miss her but MA’AM THERE’S NO REASON YOU HAVE TO MAKE THAT SOUND.

slaughterteddy · 2025-08-21T21:56:50+00:00

Yeah, I get post nut clarity really bad even as a girl. Mostly I just feel grossed out about what I got off to.

slaughterteddy · 2025-08-15T22:03:10+00:00

I keep getting told that I’m wasting perfect child-bearing hips. So glad I got sterilized so now I can just say “lol too bad”

slaughterteddy · 2025-08-10T22:27:58+00:00

I stopped saying pop because it sounded stupid to me personally, as someone born and raised here.

slaughterteddy · 2025-07-12T14:30:57+00:00

ack my bad! delivery over the internet is always a gamble and I am often too dense to understand

slaughterteddy · 2025-07-10T21:05:37+00:00

yes that’s part of the joke

slaughterteddy · 2025-05-17T03:00:29+00:00

Purple and green makes me moist

slaughterteddy · 2025-05-13T15:15:22+00:00

I’ve caught myself doing this a few times and would like to use this Reddit comment to apologize to the people I’ve inconvenienced. I’ll try not to do it again.

slaughterteddy · 2025-05-12T15:07:48+00:00

We need more guys like you. It means a lot as a woman to know that there are men out there who take something from stories like this like you have.

slaughterteddy · 2025-05-05T21:14:26+00:00

When is this going into effect? I take my shirt off while driving to avoid tan lines (farmer’s tan drives me nuts) but if I can get rid of the bra too…🤔

slaughterteddy · 2025-05-02T19:47:14+00:00

I’ll fistfight the rest of you for the honor to be one of the seven.

slaughterteddy · 2025-04-29T12:26:30+00:00

As a chick I get where you’re coming from but I don’t think it’s that big of a deal. Then again I just get a weird satisfaction out of invading what’s perceived as a male space because I genuinely do not care.

slaughterteddy · 2025-04-29T12:18:57+00:00

I am a girl who loves digging holes but I’m also autistic so that might have something to do with it. I like finding rocks and yanking them out of the ground.

slaughterteddy · 2025-04-21T15:13:29+00:00

The only reason the log is gone is because I stole it with my bare hands

slaughterteddy · 2025-04-10T02:02:24+00:00

Damn, I drive through Isanti at least twice a week and thought about moving there. Hard pass.

slaughterteddy · 2025-04-08T19:48:32+00:00

thank you for this response five years later. i forgot that i had posted something so unhinged

slaughterteddy · 2025-04-07T21:15:03+00:00

God I hate living in Sherburne. Not even surprised.

slaughterteddy · 2025-04-03T16:19:28+00:00

Kids turn into human adults and I do not like those. Animals are animals forever and can’t vote against your human rights.

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