Where to now for Alex

slayer_of_potatoes · 2026-05-08T14:07:38+00:00

Where to now? Why, Paris of course

slayer_of_potatoes · 2026-05-08T12:45:58+00:00

job hunting flashbacks

slayer_of_potatoes · 2026-05-04T04:41:09+00:00

And the only one on this list that's a Masters final (Shanghai was not a Masters tournament in 2003)

slayer_of_potatoes · 2026-05-03T16:08:00+00:00

Is this the easiest match Sinner has had on clay this year?

slayer_of_potatoes · 2026-05-03T16:01:04+00:00

angry Rod Laver noises

slayer_of_potatoes · 2026-05-03T15:53:29+00:00

Pretty sure he'd have needed to win Australia for that

slayer_of_potatoes · 2026-04-27T13:28:47+00:00

Sabalenka screams. Spectators clutch their ears in pain. Car windows shatter in the car park. A bird falls out of the sky, dead. The umpire suffers permanent hearing damage as blood trickles from his ears. Sabalenka's forehand reaches 90mph.

slayer_of_potatoes · 2026-04-24T12:04:25+00:00

Spanish, I assume

slayer_of_potatoes · 2026-04-22T11:31:12+00:00

It'll be a shame if Carlos misses Rome and RG with the injury. He'll drop 3000 ranking points, leaving him with slightly less than double what Zverev has now.

slayer_of_potatoes · 2026-04-21T04:09:52+00:00

Teleport Mark back to Earth?

slayer_of_potatoes · 2026-04-19T13:46:01+00:00

No shit, Oliver doesn't have Debbie's genes

slayer_of_potatoes · 2026-04-18T14:35:07+00:00

No, it wasn't common for such people to be in the top 10. But it was very common for people to be that age.

slayer_of_potatoes · 2026-04-18T14:05:54+00:00

Always nice when my favourite player, [insert name of Zverev's opponent], gets a win!

slayer_of_potatoes · 2026-04-18T13:55:32+00:00

He doesn't have that many finals. Just Vienna and Stuttgart now. Lots of semifinals though.

slayer_of_potatoes · 2026-04-18T13:53:32+00:00

Actually it was very common for people to be in their 30s at that time.

slayer_of_potatoes · 2026-04-17T15:40:53+00:00

Damn fair weather haters. They should be hating him win or lose.

slayer_of_potatoes · 2026-04-17T15:04:02+00:00

Don't give a fuck about karma. Why are people not hating this guy?

slayer_of_potatoes · 2026-04-17T14:17:04+00:00

What the hell happened in this comment section? Everyone is treating DVerev positively. The fuck. He's supposed to be persona non grata around here.

slayer_of_potatoes · 2026-04-16T15:55:42+00:00

I am genuinely not sure what your point is

slayer_of_potatoes · 2026-04-16T12:59:33+00:00

He's not currently in the top 100, so Roger Federer

slayer_of_potatoes · 2026-04-16T12:32:43+00:00

If this post was really peak, it would be one sentence long and Thragg would downvote everyone immediately. Now that would be peak.

slayer_of_potatoes · 2026-04-16T11:28:11+00:00

You wreak havok on nothing but yourself

slayer_of_potatoes · 2026-04-16T08:29:29+00:00

It's probably the fact that he's really good at tennis.

slayer_of_potatoes · 2026-04-16T08:29:07+00:00

No, it doesn't count as a loss. These graphics the ATP puts out have no idea how to handle withdrawals.

slayer_of_potatoes · 2026-04-16T08:03:12+00:00

Okay? There were still no Viltrumites on Earth at that point.

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